OMG HI ELLEN!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO TELL U HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR SHOW!! IM LIVING ALONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS ON A DEPLOYMENT HE IS IN THE US NAVY HIS SHIP (USS BAINBRIDGE) WAS THE ONE ON THE SCENE WHEN THE PIRATES KIDNAPPED THAT CAPTAIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO...YOUR SHOW IS WHAT STARTS MY DAY OFF AND I SWEAR I CRACK UP ALL THE TIME EVERY SINGLE SHOW..IT REALLY HELPS ME STAY HAPPY AND POSITIVE ESPECIALLY NOW THAT IM ALONE SOO THANKS ELLEN!! U ABSOLUTILY ROCK!!

Hi Ellen,

"Sorry about my English I am Venezuelan and live there".

Hi! I love your show, your guests, your DJ, your dancer and singer public, your jokes, your games, your prizes, your black and white cats,your dolphins, your trip with portia and the hours you spend trying to in to the sea, your support to foundations, I love all of that...

..I WISH YOU THE BEST, to you and all the people around...

... keep like that, and never give up your DREAMS.

FONDLY
Raily Rincon

Happy, Happy Birthday Ellen! and also Congratulations on your marriage and your success. I think you are great! The fact that you have not let your continued success change who you are is awesome, and so much appreciated! I am a big fan, and the next time I am in California, I am definately comin' to the show. You are histerical girl! Some of the things you do make me laugh all day long. Keep up the good work, great dance moves and wonderful honesty; Your one of a kind!

Danielle
BFLO.NY

i want to come to the ellen show but I dont know where to write and tell why should I tell you

Ellen

WE LOVE YOUR SHOW!! You cheer us both up after a long day and we can never argure when Ellen is on!!!

Kilee and Alyssa

A piece that appeared in our local paper here in Christchurch, New Zealand after David Beckhams' recent visit.

A Man for all Seasons

``We're stoked to have got him," said the vice-chancellor of Wellington University, "and our Department of Androgyny is especially thrilled. Half the universities in the world were after him. You saw what happened when he came here recently to play football: our target market just fell about in adoration. He's a natural communicator. The university council was unanimous in its decision to offer him the chancellorship in perpetuity. He accepted by satellite link from his private jet, and he did so with a humble simplicity which we think bodes rather well. `Fanks,' he said.
"Naturally we will continue to offer traditional academic disciplines such as tourism, aromatherapy and real estate, but following his appointment we have established exciting new subject areas and they are proving popular. Our degree courses in brand awareness and male cosmetics are already over-subscribed and we're having to build a new block to house Tattoo Studies."
"Don't be absurd," said the resident conductor of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, "of course he won't be required to play. He won't even be required to hold an instrument. But having him sit in the first violin's chair is going to bring a whole new audience to classical music. I gather that his wife is a singer, but it's him we want. He is music in football shorts.
"He's a visual concerto. That naughty grin of his is a score just seeking notation. And boy, has he pulled in the sponsors! Gillette just couldn't wait to get in behind our Beethoven series. Music to Shave To, it's called, and I do urge you to attend. At the climax of the Eroica, he's going to take his shirt off."
"The Security Council didn't hesitate for a moment," said Ding Dong, chairman of the UN.
"Professional sport, you see, is the most effective narcotic in the peacemaker's armoury. By mimicking warfare, it acts as a channel for testosterone overflow. And it appeals most strongly to our problem demographic, which is males in their 20s.
"To put things as simply as I can, if they're watching a football match they're not blowing things up. So appointing him as UN Special Envoy to the Middle East seemed as obvious to us as charging dinner to an expense account. And we were delighted by his immediate acceptance. `Fanks,' he said."
"Their former royal highnesses," said a palace spokesman, "accepted their demotion with the good grace that has been the hallmark of their tenure. They understood that it is always better to precipitate change than to wait until change is forced upon one.
"Of course the new regime has meant a significant adjustment to palace protocol, but one has actually found it quite refreshing. The newly appointed Royal Corps of Hairdressers, in particular, have brought a degree of hilarity to the inner sanctum that has been enjoyed by all. Golly, how they squeal!
"Admittedly it is tiresome having the Mall lined day and night with fainting pre-pubescent girls but the Household Cavalry has quickly acquired some expertise in resuscitation techniques."
"There was no power struggle, as you put it," said a Vatican spokesman. "Pope Benedict volunteered to stand down. And the effect is already apparent. Angelic, telegenic and incontrovertibly heterosexual, our new reverend father ticks all the boxes. We've never had so many applications from would-be nuns. But it's in South America, our traditional economic base, where he is working his most powerful miracles. They worship football down there, and now that they've got a pope with an educated right boot, they're cramming the pews and, more importantly, the coffers."
"To be frank, I neither understand nor appreciate the sceptical tone of your question, and I would advise you to be a little more polite," said a life form representing the Extra Terrestrial Colonisation Society.
"But to answer your question with more respect than it perhaps deserves, when we studied Earth and its temporarily dominant species, this specimen simply stood out. It was clear that he spoke to his fellow creatures in a pre-verbal fashion. The light of reason has never been more than a glimmer in your primitive kind. You've still got both feet in the swamp. So when confronted by an archetype of adolescent beauty who is also an athletic warrior king, you go gaga. Furthermore, this particular specimen and his mate embody the doomed consumptive habits of your prevailing cultural system, so we had no hesitation in selecting him.
"When, quite soon, we decide to beam down and take control we shall immediately install him as the first Emperor of Planet Earth. He'll be no more than a puppet, of course, and he will not be required to make speeches, but he'll serve our needs nicely."
Citing a hectic academic, artistic, diplomatic, royal, religious and intergalactic schedule, David Beckham declined to comment on any of his new appointments, but he expressed his gratitude for the good wishes. "Fanks," he said.

hi ellen ı am ender ı am from turkey ı watch all the time and like u so much ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW is a very famous show which invite a lots of famous people thank u ellen

David is super hott!!

david is gay he is a assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

David beckham is a laughing stock over here in England he sounds like a complete knob when he talks ,,,he talks like a child and victoria is an ugly pig who cant seem to do anything else other than pose and pout,,,david WAS good at football but is crap now coz the money has gone to his head.You silly yank women who find him attractive are all losers and are only interested in him coz of his accent...get a life freaks.