It’s a full time job trying to keep our hair looking good, isn’t it? Hair can give you confidence, or it can ruin your whole day. Most crimes are committed on bad hair days. That’s where the ski masks come in. You can spend hours fixing your hair. It’s perfect when you leave the house, but, between your porch and your car, a gust of wind can destroy it quicker than you can say, “Uh, my hair!” Unless it’s in a ponytail. Ponytails are hard to ruin. They can also swat away flies much better than a bun.
Anything can mess up your hair. Humidity, different products, even different water can affect your hair. My hair is better in the city. The city has hard water. The shampoo lathers up so well. Hands full of fluffy foam. I can make a Santa beard and ice cream cones. Then I go to the country where the water is soft and I can’t buy a bubble. Soft water? They should just call it what it is. Bubble killer. I can’t even make a goatee. They should make special shampoo for soft water. Instead of “rinse and repeat,” the bottle should say, “rinse and rinse and cancel all your appointments.” My point is that we deal with so many different kinds of hair. There’s bed-head hair, hat hair, airplane hair, beach hair, and occasionally soup hair, which I always send back.
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I was driving home today and a chevy truck was in front.. the smaller one.. maybe an S-10?? where the front seat is one big long couch basically.. a lover's ride!!!.. you know when you see people.. riding close.. driver and passenger. It was shadow a siluet of what looked like a lady with wild crazy hair.. bushy! and an old man as their was a handicap sign in the rearview mirror hanging there.. and I looked in awe and the closer I got I began doubting my eyes.. what is that next to the driver... and it sorta had a part in the middle of the head.. hair. I was intrigued at this point and as I got close the passenger turned their head to look at the passing scenery and ITS A DOG!!!!!! LOL.. just sitting there like a human watching the traffic.. where they were going.. and at closer view from the side I noticed it was the breed of your black poodle Ellen!!! and I continued to observe this cute doggie and as it turned into the street leading to a housing community .. the dog was still watching where they were driving.. and I chuckled to myself and said.. how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by tonya | May 9, 2008 10:57 AM