30 Seconds To Air Quiz


What am I doing when there's only 30 seconds to air?

A) I like to have my palms read before the show starts to find out how it's going to turn out.

B) I just rode to the show on my electric beverage cooler and am wiping the axle grease off of my hands.

C) I just "high-fived" the people in the background so now I'm having my hands sanitized.

D) I am counting on my fingers to see how many more shows I have until the big 800th.

E) All of the above.

F) None of the above.

G) Two of the above... okay, this is getting silly. I just wanted to see how many letters I could get to.

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The answer is in the wind my friend!!!


E !

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C or D im leaning more to C.

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I'm going to have to say C, oh no wait, that would be howie on deal or no deal..... hmmm, I guess i'll have to say B.

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Consulting with your fluffer!

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Hey Ellen! You rock, and are so fun to be around. I am 11 years old, and I have been watching you ever since my mom got me started on it since age 9. I am a very good singer, and one of my dreams is to be on your show and sing. That would be awesome. You look very young for your age, and keep on dancing! Every time we turn your show on, me and my mom can't stop laughing. Your energetic, fun, and awesome-to-b-around person. I am trying to get tickets for your show on the 29th of April. I asked for 3 so I can get one for me, my mom, and my grandma. My mom needs a perfect gift this year for mother's day, and I think this would be the one. Thanks, and keep on groovin, rocking, and rollin! Love ya. macy

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When are you going to do another sitcom? I need some good entertainment. The only thing left worth watching is reruns of Gilligan's Island and Green Acres. I'm tired of all the reality shows. If they want reality come to my house, I'll give them reality. I don't need reality on TV, I need fantasy. Loved your sitcom. Really miss it. Haven't seen it in re-runs, why?

Kay from Chicago.

PS, Love your talk show. Thanks for being so upbeat. Keep dancing.

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You are my role model, Ellen. I have anxiety issues and trouble attending school but no matter how sad I am, your show makes me laugh. People say I am as funny as you are, that is when I get the courage to speak, which is not often and usually not when I am around my peers at school. Anyway, I just thought I would tell you thanks for keeping me smiling when pretty much nothing in my life can.

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You are amazing! I am 14 and want to be just like you, except for the whole "woman" thing. My dream is to meet you. It would be an honor. I watch you every day. The shows I miss I record and watch later that day. You are my idol.

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Hi Ellen...Just wanted you to know that you are our favorite morning breaktime show at Palm West Hospital Lab in Loxahatachee Florida.

YOU TOTALLY ROCK

Come on down and visit us. We are are in the heart of Wellington Florida..if you love horses you will love it here

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You are soooo awesome ELLEN,
I love watching your show everyday..My 6 month old daughter Elizabeth likes it when you dance she stops playing and just watches you it is the cutest thing you ever have seen...We love you in Brighton Colorado

Thank You Brenda Colman

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I can see D.... I know I would be!

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I choose C. for this quiz .

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I love your SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You can make a bad day turn good at 4:00!!!!

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You're the best. =)

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my guess is you're taking 10 deep breaths to chill out.See, those fingers come in handy for more than [d] counting shows ! Happy 800 ELLEN

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She want too start a good conversation with the man next too here and than Andy start too scream HHHHHHHHEEEEEEE don,t tell that dirty joke that I just told too you

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actually, this reminds me of some of the test questions my college professors write: none of the above, all of the above, only a&b, a, c, d but not b ... seriously.

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i think you were doing none of the above, your so crazy and cool your probly yelling weres my coffee and cream?????!!!!!!

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F) None of the above. You pose for the camera before you come out to your audience!

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