30 Seconds to Air

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Ellen is so excited about Monday's show -- she's climbing the walls with anticipation! Of course, ever since she was bitten by a radioactive itsy-bitsy spider, she climbs waterspouts and walls all the time anyway. A lot of the big talk show hosts have super powers. Jay leno has the ability to travel through time (that's how he gets a big jump on all his topical material). Oprah has a magic lasso and flies around in an invisible plane. Did you know that Dr. Phil originally came here as an infant from a distant planet populated by super beings that all have healthy relationships and take responsibility for their own actions? Anyway, Ellen had better get down off that wall. There's only ...30 Seconds to Air.

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HI ELLEN I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR LOVELY SHOWS ALOT I AM FROM GROSSMONT HIGH SCHOOL I GRADUATED IN 2004 5 YEARS AGO I AM IN A TRANSITION SPECIAL ED CLASS MY LIFE HAS COMPLETLY INTO A NEW MOMENT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS IN MY SPECIAL ED CLASS SHE IS FROM AFGHANISTANE ARE ANAVERSORY WAS ON MARCH 19TH LAST MONTH OF THIS YEAR HER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 2 WHOLE YEARS NOW HER NAME IS KHADIJAH I LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE IS SPECIAL TO ME AND HER AND I ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED IN A COUPLE YEARS SHE IS SOMEONE I CAN TRUST AND TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS TO HER AND SHE IS VERY SPECIAL TO BE WITH I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND I CARE ABOUT HER AND GUESS WHAT I ALREADY HAVE MET HER FAMILY AND THEY LOVE ME AND THEY WANT ME TO BE A PART OF THEIR FAMILY GUESS WHAT I AM NOWWELL THANK YOU ELLEN FOR HAVING ME TALK TO YOU WELL I AM IN THE LIBRARY NOW WITH MY CLASS AND NOW THE SCHOOL BUS IS HERE AND I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL I WILL TALK TO YOU SOON I LOVE YOU ELLEN BY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE.

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Ellen is one of the funniest women on tv. She belongs there with Lucy and Carol Bernett. Keep up the good work. Love you.

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Hallo Berliner yes I like too cook most of the time food from other country,s we have many friends who have live in different country,s and the give me the recipe,s but tonight it whas real dutch food boild patotoe,carrots and boild fisch we never be in a dark restaurant I,am affraid in the dark NNOOOOOOOO little joke we don,t have this maybe we have but we never heard from it but I can google and find one[exciting]when we eat in a restaurant we go too a little one don,t laugh the name is FOOD IS NUMBER TWO BUT THE SERVICE AND FUN IS NUMBER ONE and fun we have the people who there works are physical handicapped the are unbelievable big ones, Berliner you let me blush open and wonderful!!! people on this site call me grazy,scary and a stalker nice too hear something different HI Berliner give you dog a big hug and say too him this one is from the Hollander

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Gerrie, I knew it, I knew it...You are the great cook in your relationship. My wife is a wonderful cook, too (sometimes unfortunately because of the little rolls you can find on my hips after some weeks of the serie "desires of the kitchen").I am full of passion that is why I enjoy food so much. What a luck, I am not fat at all. By the way, you are an open and wonderful person. Don´t change that and enjoy your Rotterdam soccer team. We live in the center of our capital in a nice neighbourhood if there wouldn´t be that many "correct" people around, who care for everything. Unfortunetaly too many people recognize me in the street, because I still have a job in which I am successful, and now that is the bill...Believe me, it´s nicer to be in countries in which they don´t expect me (and my lover together), we can go around much more free abroad. Let´s talk about something else. What did you cook this evening? Have you ever been to a dark restaurant, in which you don´t even see one little light? Blind people lead you to the tables and seats and explain where you can find your plate and your glass, you only can listen to the other guests (in the restaurant in Berlin 80 in the average). It was an amazing experience to me. If you have something like that in the netherlands, try it.
What a luck, we do not live too far away from the forest, I will go out for a walk after work, I am still in my office. My dog doesn´t feel like working today very much. She was bored, because my wonderful enthusiastic employees didn´t play enough with her (I had to work too much)so I will be the "animateur" for tonight for her.

GROTJES!!!!!!!!

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Hallo Berliner I just come home from work but I read you mail and whas curious Wauw you saw and see a lot of country,s sorry too hear from you best friend luckly you both can laugh and have fun together that is important you whas almost a fames person I think it is a hard life every body want something from you Ellen do it great I think she stay with both feets on the ground and she have a wonderfull mom and relationship Jodie is a great person and actress and yes I saw the movie don,t speak about garden,s and dogs we have the same problem holes evrywhere only on the wrong place but how cares the are sweet we life around farmers and a lot of wood so we walk and bicycle many times
Berliner I go make some food maybe I see you on this site this evening OOOOOHHHHHHH and you are a wonderfull and great person you are special
Groetjes

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Oh, Gerrie, I forgot to answer your question: I went on ski since I was 4 years old, but gave it up, when I went to my favourite ski-village in summer 1988. The hills looked terrible, now I do the long-distance race, because I don´t want to be one of the reasons, that the forests are destroyed in the alpes.

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Gerrie,
funny, we share every aim. I travel to Rome twice a year, to visit my (unfortunately now) sick friend there, but we laugh together and are able to have fun. I know the Toscana pretty well, Venice also, because her family comes from these two wonderful places (her mother was born in Siena, her father in Venice). I have never been in Poland, even though our city is so close and another friend comes from that country. I travelled to Bosnia and Croatia (great landscape, poor people after the war everywhere), too, also to the US and Canada, Spain and France, Switzerland, Danmark, Sweden. Last but not least, the Netherlands (Haarlem, Bergen an Zeen, Amsterdam, Zandvoort), because you are such a wonderful bicycle-country. We have a huge gardeb - always something to do, our dog is a big help :), she is digging everywhere, but not where is a need for holes. So everybody who visits us has to watch steps. Yes, silence of the lambs - not bad. Did you watch "the brave one"? Jodie is fascinating and still a normal person (I am the same age and grew up very much like her - I was an actor in my childhood, too, had to care for my family (my parents and my brother were sick and very helpless), went to university and was in a foreign country, went to Paris, too, but at least I prefered not to be in front of a camera. Today I am not even behind a camera any more, I don´t like that business very much, because I am a teamplayer and not selfish enough. If you are a great and famous actor, you cannot trust many people, if you are not famous, you need many relations..I enjoy my life very much- without all that kind of pressure, I prefer the pressure in my job (I can handle it). Since it is spring, Gerrie, enjoy your garden. Greetings from one gardener to the other...

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que bella! XD

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Lovely picture Ellen..I'm sure David Spades couldn't do that! Coz it would hurt, right?! Thanks for having him on the show,he's just so funny. Glad to hear from Gladys as well! And the dancing part was sexy.. :3 that girl who ran about 5 miles, WOW! that must have been exhausting and fun at the same time lol..take care

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I tuned into the show towards the end of it today and you (ellen) were talking to Glayds... all i have to say on that note is... GLAYDS ROCKS~!

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Wauw you are so strong Ellen I saw you on the wall I think one hour ago and I come back and what do I see the same picture

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OOOHHHHH Berliner I love too read day and night than I hear an see nothing and we traveling a lott
Joegoslavie now Bosnie and Servie I have a friend on my work she come from Bosnie when you hear the story,s and see the country terrible,Polen we have friends how live there beautiful country but poor the same with Tsechoslowakye only Praag is a rich city but it is a beautiful country Oostenrijk summer and winter do you like too ski??Italie,Venetie Rome and when you ride too this country,s you must have see Duitsland ofcourse and food I eat everything oh and last saterday evening I saw Jodie on tv The Silence off The Lambs I have see him more then once but he is great and we have a big garden I like too work in the garden this is a whole story I don,t no what the computer thinks

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When my 2 daughters come home from school. One of our favorite things to do is watch your show. We laugh and wish and hope we win tickets to the Chicago Show. I work nites and my only day off is Saturday. So this would be a perfect thing to do with my daughter. Love you. Thanks for keeping helping with the family bonding thing.

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Hi Gerrie,
you love a woman, you like Ellen and Jodie, you like soccer, you like dogs and go swim. Do we have different interests? Maybe....I love reading,travelling and foreign cultures (and organic food)

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just a quick question, when do i find out if i got tickets to your chicago show? i need to buy a bus ticket! (unless you're gonna fly me out as a surprise, in which case, keep it a surprise.) but everyday i get a little more nervous and anxious and it's not good for the heart. keep on keepin' on, you're the best

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Hai Berliner

I only saw the marathon on tv I live now in Drente for almost 18years but I,am born in Rotterdam I have two little dogs brother and sister 14years but naughty
Groetjes uit Drente het land van Bartje

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Hi, Gerrie,
my dog is sleeping and has to go out with me for a little walk in a few minutes. She was busy in the forest and met all her friends, thank you for asking..She was under the desk between two and three o´clock. How was the marathon in Rotterdam, Gerrie?

Grüße aus Berlin

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what can I say when you fall it hurt and don,t start too cry than please you know big girls don,t cry,don,t cry,dont cry


Hallo Berliner how are you doing, back in Duitsland???where is you dog under you desk[lol]
groetjes Gerrie

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Ellen, you should do a movie. How about "spider woman - the revenge"? Tobey McGuire will be jealous, because you will be more....of everything. First of all: Since you are eating so many healthy things an lost so much weight, the spider-woman-suit will fit great!

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