Wearing My Lunch


Today for lunch I am having a spinach, asparagus and skirt steak salad with beet vinaigrette dressing. I love eating skirt steaks but have never worn one. I think it would be uncomfortable. I'm not much for wearing food. I did once hollow out 2 loaves of bread to make loafers, which I must say were extremely comfortable. Have I ever told you how much I love beets? Of all the purple foods, they are my second favorite next to grapes. They can be stainy so I make sure I always wear a bib when I eat them. Come to think of it, I once used a leaf of bibb lettuce as a bib. If you spill enough dressing on it while you're eating, it really tastes great when you're done using it.

Whether you're eating it or wearing it, enjoy your lunch,
Ellen

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ELLEN!!!

I have never eaten skirt steak... looks really good!!!

I like halibut and salmon!!!... not to fishy. Brain food. Good for you. Fish once a week. I don't follow either! LOL

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Congrats on eating healthy but I'm hoping that is a starter salad and you plan on eating a some fried chicken or something once you finish with that! Indulge a little : )

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Wow bizarre train of thought Ellen!

And bread loafers!!! Ewwwww sweaty feet and soggy bread!!!!!

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i'm just waiting for the day when you have a burger from wendy's or something. that just might be the best day of my life. thanks for making me smile everyday!

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Ellen,
Can we do lunch together? That would be a nice prize for a contest. Can I be the first and only entry?

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Now you've done it! I'm stalking around the kitchen trying to figure out how to make your salad.....is the spinach steamed, yes? It would be great to have the recipe, or is it a "DeGeneres Family secret???!"

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BEETS!!!.... WoW.. I love 'em too. Especially w/steak salad... for some weird reason that made me think of a scene from The Ellen Show .. where a police officer has you pulled over for WHATEVER and you look to your left through the window and said "Can I Have Fries With THAT".. LOL... Still Today, my favorite "Ellen" quote. Why your salad made me think of that .. I'll never know.. maybe it was the diet talking????

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Dear Dottie Dearest, I'm amazed, a woman that likes beef, beets, olives and butter... there's hope afterALL...at least for ewe. Soon Eye hope, Sphoon

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Aww, you mean you're not taking after last week's America's Next Top Model contestants and wearing beef skirts?? That's twice in a week that some form of media has put the concepts of "wearing" and "meat" in the same sentence, lol... Who knows?!? Ellen, this could be the next big thing! Better start processing some ELLEN beefsteaks for everyone to wear at the awards shows!! Although, I do think that your photo of the salad looks more glamorous than your new BFF hopeful Paris Hilton would look in a skirt steak :).

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Ellen it is great you like stuff like that but ewwww I am the orginal chocoholic by the way that guy you had on about tapping to relieve stress?? well i tried it and when my husbands daughter and ex wife grate my nerves i do it--it works couldnt believe it the best lunch is a salad or peanut butter on bologna sandwich or a good ole bowl of fruity pebbles love your show jill

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That looks really good Ellen! This sounds pretty sad but i didnt realize there was more than one purple food grown naturally! ha! sad i know but im only 15 what can i say! wearing food.. hmm i wear speghetti sauce and lasagna all the time cuz its soo messy! but i dont have much of a problem of wearing food as i do spilling it! i have made like a WHOLE plate of dinner for myself like 4 times and somehow managed to completely knock it over on the floor! and trying to catch it never helped either! thats when i wear the food! lol i hope you enjoyed your lunch today! i had half of my friends sandwhich and my friends brought me a cookie and fruit snacks cause i didnt have money again.. but they're so nice to me! it wasnt a FABULOUS lunch but since you said i should enjoy it, it was the BEST! =] love you ellen!!

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Man Ellen!! That is why your so THIN u need some straight up meat and taters ellen!! Write me I will soooo hook u up with some home cookin darlin!!

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Hallo Ellen Lady

I love to see it when you wear food I think you taste delicious

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I will eat almost anything but beets. I had bourbon for lunch: trying to adapt to my environment.

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If you post your lunch everyday you should invite us over to eat it!! I would love to have lunch with ya!!

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Ellen, I love how you post your lunch...it gives me some good ideas on what to make for lunch or even a smaller version for a salad to go with dinner. Thanks!

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Strawberries whiten your teeth. True.

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Ellen,
I want to start posting my lunch everyday too. I just took a picture of my Waldorf Chicken Salad with baby herbs and sprouts and want to show it to you, but can't find a place to post it. Will you add a place within the comments to post a pic of my lunch? Maybe I will email you the pic?
Thanks for all the wonderful things that you do!
Hollie

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Ellen for all that purple food you eat...your teeth must take a beating. But you don't usually sport lavender teeth. Did you know that the best toothpaste for whitening is also the cheapest? It's Ultra Brite Advanced Whitening (According to Consumer Reports). I drink a lot of coffee...the stuff works for me. Every one likes a deal..smile. Under a buck a tube :-)

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