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Thursday during her show, Ellen found out that she had left her brand new, super spiffy Toyota Corolla running in the parking lot. Fortunately, she left the window open a crack so that the cameraman sitting in the passenger seat didn’t get too hot.


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All_toyota_corolla_you_asked_for_i.. He-he-he :)

All_toyota_corolla_you_asked_for_i.. Tiptop :)

All_toyota_corolla_you_asked_for_i.. Nice :)

I watch every day and now I have been watching reruns just to see a video clip you showed many times of a woman cleaning up in a resturant/bar after hours and trips and falls out a plate glass window. Your running dialogue and the video were the funnist thing I've seen and I keep trying to find it to show some friends who missed it.

Can you tell me where on your website you will show it or what month of the show it was on so I can keep searching the rerun shows?

Thank you,
Karen Merry
www.karenmerryartist.com

P.S. I am a Lesbian & out and it makes me proud to have you, by your own life, be such a wonderful ambassador of sorts for us.

I love my Toyota too!

Hi Ellen. You are awesome! I atteneded your show while visiting my sister and Tommy Riles in L.A.. Tommy does a great job warming up your crowd and doing commercials for Toyota.
I hear you are coming to Chicago. We can't wait to host you here.
Helen Schiller

Hi, Ellen. At lunchbreak today (apparently, we get delayed telecast of your show here in Manila, Philippines), I just watched this episode where you rode the new Toyota Altis. I was so happy to see you drive it and actually show some of its features, 'coz I've been surfing the net for some time now and all I see are small images of the car with Orlando Bloom beside it--the car looks much better with you in it, haha! Wish I could get my hands on one.

I looovveee your show! It takes away all the pressure of work when I go home and watch your show over lunch. Thanks for always making my day, you're hilarious!

I love to travel, and I hope I could be in your show one of these days!

All the love from the Philippines,
Jules

Hi Ellen,

I love your show very much.You are a wonderful person.

Hi ellen , I am sorry, my last post appeared “ by anonymous” for I forgot to add my name and the email Id…..I am not anonymous though am secluded….sebeesh

Hi ellen, I am a catholic religious candidate in India. I don’t get to watch your show. In fact, I ‘ve not watched your show even once….but I have an internet connection and happened to peek into some clips of your show…I liked what I saw so much that I have spent several hours browsing for clips from your show….my superiors tell me you are eating into my prayer hours….we are taught here the power of silence….but I am moved by the power of talk you exhibit…..pray for you…keep talking….sebeesh

Hi Ellen,
I just want to thank you for making my days better (Mon-Fri)!I watch you everyday,and if I cant watch, I record it, the old fashion way(VHS)baby!.
I have a 4 year old son that loves to watch you too. Not much will hold his attention for long but when you come on he sits and watches with me. We dance along with you and you always make us laugh. Its our special "Ellen" time together.
You are such a kind person and you make me want to be that way as well. Thank you again for all that you do!!

Hello Ellen. I want you to know I record your show everyday. I must admit, sometime I can't get around to watching it everyday, that I'll just watch them all on my weekend. It's so nice to relax on your weekend an watch Ellen. I do have to say, most the time I get a little mad because watching your show on the weekend is when I miss out on the deals you introduce for us to check online. Once I had two weeks recorded. My son had gone to the mall to purchase a pair of gym shoes and when he left the mall he was followed out by three young boys. The three boys approached him and put a gun to his head requesting his bag. Needless to say, the boys who robbed him got away alone with the gym shoes. I thank GOD he was not hurt. Three weeks following he (my son) was walking to a friends home and was jumped by two boys whom were driving a stolen vehicle. Although he fought one of them pretty good, one of the boys stole his cell phone an needless to say. They got away. I told my son sometimes life throws us curve balls and this one set me back two weeks in recordings of your show. I enjoyed everyone of them. Took me all ay to watch. My son is doing just fine. Ellen we Love your show, please pray for my family. And always dance. Once you almost forgot to dance. That was funny.

Hi Ellen,
I love your show. I watch it every chance I get. I was in the hospital from 9-5-07 until 1-11-08 for pancreas surgery and was in a coma for 3 weeks after it. My employer terminated me on 10-1-07 but didn't inform me of it until 1-14-08 and I had to pay cobra to continue my health insurance to pay for the medical bills. My lease on my car expired while I was in the hospital so my Dad turned it in to dealer for me and he bought a new car and gave me his old one (99 Ford Taurus). If it wasn't for him I would be without a car. Now that I can walk around again I am looking for work. I sure could use a new car to have dependable transportation. Thanks for your consideration and don't forget to keep dancing it keeps you young. Love; Theo

ellen i really love your show so much. ilove to watch you dance i dance to. i would love to win your new car because my cars always leave me without one because the always break down and im left stuck. it is hard to go back and forth to college without a car, and run two teenage boys everywhere.(boys)im almost graduating from college. you are a real talent and you have the know how to make people laugh everyday. keep up the good work. YOU ARE AWESOME. i will continue watching you. i would really love to meet you someday

Ellen - love your new car - I would like to know if you really drive that car? How does it run - is it quiet inside? Let me know - I have been trying to buy a new car and the way things are going it makes it tough - so I would like people to start visiting my page www.americapleasehelp.com - CHECK IT OUT!!! Please. Ellen I love your show you have made me laugh and cry - Keep up the hilarious stuff - and keep on dancing...

hi ellen,
its nice ellen, you make my day full of happiness more laugh and enjoy on your show and i take this advantage while out tv still have your show beacuse if the channel 9 wmur said they change into HDTV we cant watch you, but by the way, wowwwww, your mind was to busy you never think that you nice car still running, hehehe, i like that color ellen thats my favorite color blue, wishing that i can have a car like that too, beacuse my husbands car its old and the door of his driver side was broke, he cant open, when he open he go first in the passenger side to open, and we cant fix it beacuse we dont have enough money to fix it, especially this time he dont have a job,since from last december, so, hope you can share it to me beacuse i know how much you bless in your life now. again, hoping my wish you'll grant it only you can decide with that, hehehe love you ellen.

hi ellen,
its nice ellen, you make my day full of happiness more laugh and enjoy on your show and i take this advantage while out tv still have your show beacuse if the channel 9 wmur said they change into HDTV we cant watch you, but by the way, wowwwww, your mind was to busy you never think that you nice car still running, hehehe, i like that color ellen thats my favorite color blue, wishing that i can have a car like that too, beacuse my husbands car its old and the door of his driver side was broke, he cant open, when he open he go first in the passenger side to open, and we cant fix it beacuse we dont have enough money to fix it, especially this time he dont have a job,since from last december, so, hope you can share it to me beacuse i know how much you bless in your life now. again, hoping my wish you'll grant it only you can decide with that, hehehe love you ellen.

hi ellen i am from india and i always loved your show i am your biggest fan

Ellen, thank you for the wonderful, happy energy you share with us all. You know, you got me through the recent tragedy of losing my cat, Ashes. I had to creamate him alone and at the time, distracted myself with clips of your show on youtube which enabled me to laugh and cry. I particularly liked the one where you called George W. with his daughter, Jenna, on the show and you were calling him daddy and he totally had to fake the niceties. OMG. And thank you for your thoughtful discussion regarding hate and for calling out people like Ms. Kern to challenge the messages prominent in our society teaching people, most importantly, children that it's ok to hate people who are different, people who are lgbtq. You are genuinely funny and obviously kind. I've always admired you and thought you were a great celeb-humanitarian, but I'm only recently a real kind of fan because I was never allowed to watch your show under my parents' roof. Even now, on, say, Thanksgiving, with family, when your show comes on after the parade, someone (usually my mom) has to make some kind of a comment about gross and lesbians and the channel gets turned and there's so much anger. I love my family, but this is so hurtful. Of course, I take it personally and I wonder how you, Ellen, would respond. And why? Why are people so angry about sexuality? Where does all this shame and disgust come from? Those are the kinds of questions I wish people would ask themselves before acting on their hatred. If I didn't live so far out in the country to get actual cable t.v., I'd watch you faithfully, but as it is, I have you in my Netflix queue. Now, in my late 20's, I'm still working on coming out to my parents, but I'll have to be ready to be disowned. I sometimes wish I had your courage and light-heartedness. Nice car, by the way! Peace out.
anna.

~♥♥♥~ ELLEN ~♥♥♥~

I have to say that when your show is on it's family time here.....Everyone sits down for an hour and laughs and enjoys each other while your show is on....Your laugh in particular cracks me up !!!!!.....I die every time !.....Just wanted to say it's awsome the way you give back to the community...
...Everytime you give something away or bring a normal Joe from you tube on and get them deals and contracts I just bawl my eyes out....It's awsome....Please, keep up the great work !!!!!
PS - I've ran into many funny videos but have no clue where to enter them...I've searched and searched......Love Ya !......(•¿•)

Diana









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