March 21, 2008 | Posted at 9:00 AM

Whose Salad is This?


Today for my lunch I will be enjoying this delicious and colorful chef's salad with Russian dressing. I must admit, I feel a little guilty eating the chef's salad. He must have worked up quite an appetite cooking all that great food. His mouth must have been watering all morning as he thought about the salad that he would be eating. (Although, I hope it wasn't watering in the salad.) The thing is, if the chef really wanted to eat his salad, he should have made me a little something too. When I do my show, I make sure that there's enough to go around for everyone first. Then, if there's anything left over, I'll do a little show for myself. You should come to one of my personal shows, I find them really entertaining. Anyway, I'll save some of this salad for my chef, if he promises to make more food next time.

Meanwhile, enjoy your lunch,
Ellen

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I love your lunches! write me soon! and i love the KA KA

Posted by kat | April 24, 2008 8:58 PM

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Good afternoon Ellen. Fabulous looking salad. I had Ahi Tuna "sliders" from TGI Friday's today with a fabulous tomato and cucumber salad on the side. It was amazing. For some reason I feel like I'm reading another language when I read your comments. Either I'm behind the "language times" or someone needs to check their grammar. Again, it could just be me. (The above needs to be read with slow East Texas drawl as I'm from East Texas).

Love you Ellen, keep up the good work!

Posted by KKF | April 1, 2008 2:41 PM

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ellen

I bought one of those salads in a bag that come with ranch and croutons and of course the salad/leafy stuff! I ate the whole thing in one sitting!!!!

I was hungry!

I watched your show this eve and it was a great show! How come no one listens when you say hands behind the back? Maybe their tooo excited ??? At least they are having fun!!... I'm sure a memorable experience!!! The flipping of the nose looks painful though and today I was wanting them to succeed in getting that marshmellow!!! Team 2 did really good. I do think the key is slow and focused!!!! Am I the only one to think that maybe I should try at home like instead of playing balance the egg on the spoon or spin head on bat and then stop and try to run in a straight line.. that maybe the marshmellow game would be fun!!! Looks like fun!!!! The more I see it ... the more i'm liking it .. 'cause I want to see if people can get the marshmellow and when they come close I get excited 'cause I want them to get it!!! and when they don't I get bummed out ... 'cause I know they want it .. and they are sooo close but then the band practically takes off their nose ... oh its soooo exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by itzameezagain | March 28, 2008 7:51 PM

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ELLEN!!!

I watched Paula Dean make southern deviled eggs and bbq pork sanwich this weekend. She dry rubb marinated pork for 2 hrs in fridge and cooked at 325 for 4 hours!!!.. YUMMMMMM The develed eggs looked really good as well. She's soo cute !!! Love her!!!

I watched a kids show... I know I'm not a kid.. but its a creative show and colorful and it had a good moral and it was cute and the tunes were catchy!!... It all began when the star of the show "Mr Tomatoe" The show is "Veggie Tales" Mr Tomatoe motioned me to come in his house at the opening of the show and I was hooked... and it was a good show!!! It wasn't annoying at all! I forget what channel I saw it on... maybe channel 5 here. I even forget the time.. and the day... may have been Sunday morning??? Not sure. But today on the radio I heard the star singer on "Veggie Tales" sing a commercial for car repair!!!... Its real catchy and the veggies can sing!!! It was like watching a musical!!! Very entertaining!!! They had a cucumber and a carrot and a squash that could DANCE!!!

Posted by tonya | March 25, 2008 8:02 PM

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I like how your lunches have gotten more intricate over time. The first lunch was only a pile of tuna salad with sliced tomatoes. Now it's so elaborate and pretty. So nice to look at!

Posted by katrina | March 25, 2008 7:39 PM

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I want to go with you to Disney!! Pick ME! Pick ME! Pick ME Pick me! Please Pick Me!

Posted by Marion Lyndon | March 24, 2008 12:42 PM

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God bless you Ellen, you are a women after my own heart. You just love to give things away and make people really happy. The way you give says a lot. You do not give to get publicity, you give because giving makes you happy. I am the same way (on a smaller scale ofcourse). Keep on the good work!! I love it!!! (All of the above needs to be read with a South African accent as I am South African!!)

Charlene Birau
Lexington, North Carolina

Posted by Charlene Birau | March 24, 2008 8:28 AM

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No more tilapia for me,

thank you, for explaining i to me. I only eat organic fish, which gets more room for itself than other fishes in farms. So I didn´t know anything about the poor fish you were telling me about.Because - every fish has to suffer, if it is not from fair trade and biological/organic fishfarms.

This kind of food - organic etc. p.p. -is not that expensive as you all might think.

Posted by Berliner Mädel | March 23, 2008 2:24 AM

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Is that all you ate for lunch, no soup or sandwich, salad is side, come on. Do you go to the bathroom and eat like a whole chicken. love you lots DVR you every day

Posted by Van Ray Parker | March 22, 2008 9:39 PM

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Poor chef. :( But the salad looks YUMMY!!!

Posted by Karen | March 22, 2008 6:26 PM

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Oh, funny, funny, funny Ellen! Holla out to all of your lunches and a little ka ka too.

Love ya, your the best!!

Posted by Betsy | March 21, 2008 7:15 PM

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Ellen

Your lunches always look good enuff to eat. Can your chef come over & cook 4 me?????


Sarah

Posted by Sarah | March 21, 2008 6:36 PM

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oh dear ellen. how you make me laugh.

Posted by jayme | March 21, 2008 6:27 PM

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I,am sure this salad is not from me, I wish he wash for me Wauw he loooks delicious but it is a whole plate full Ellen Lady I love you you are so funny and sweet first the others and then you
And my compliments to the chef

Posted by gerrie van rooij | March 21, 2008 12:42 PM

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Dear Dottie Dearest, Schedule me for first available on the personal show... I'll worry about the food later. Yes...EYE DEW! Sincerely, Sphoon

Posted by William C. York | March 21, 2008 12:36 PM

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hi ellen ilove your show .
i go to a career cenet were i cook i am in high school to that salad looks good. when are you going to tell the winer of the jonas brother conert i enter i hope i get it i love them to death .

Posted by rebecca | March 21, 2008 12:06 PM

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Hello Ellen DeGeneres,
Today I think you have the right Topic and Comments is Who's Salad Is This? on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for This Week in March 2008.And
Today I Hope you Enjoy your Lunch on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for This Week in March 2008.

Posted by Caillou | March 21, 2008 9:27 AM

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