SCARY MOVIES

Have you seen any scary movies lately? You either love scary movies or you hate them. Whenever I go to see a scary movie it's always the same. There's a creepy guy who breathes too loud and a nosy girl who asks too many questions. I guess I should pick some new people to go to the movies with. I think it's even more frightening to watch scary movies at home. I put in the movie, turn off all the lights and cuddle up with a blanket and a bowl of popcorn. I really get into scary movies. There's something about them that makes me talk to the screen. I end up yelling at the characters like they can hear me. "Don't go in there Lorraine! Don't go in there!"
Other movies don't make you want to yell at the screen. You don't watch a documentary and start yelling, "Don't make that life choice, Charley! It will only lead to tragedy and ruin!" I think the scariest place to watch a horror movie would be in an old, abandoned cabin in the woods with no one around for miles except for a faceless woodsman named "I'mgonnagetchie" who has an ax for a hand.
The one thing you can count on with scary movies is that the music gives everything away. You know when the music gets louder and is accompanied by high-pitched shrieking -- somebody is about to get it. If only it were that way in real life. We'd be able to get a jump on the trouble. I'd start hearing the shrieking violins and immediately rush to save myself. "Hey, creepy guy who breathes too loud and nosy girl who asks too many questions, I'm going to run out for some more popcorn. You wait here, and if anybody comes pounding on the door with an ax, just let them right in."
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