IF YOU KNEW SUSHI

I went out for some sushi this weekend. My only problem with sushi are the restaurants. Cozy and romantic are two terms you never hear when someone is describing a sushi restaurant. The décor is usually some kimonos, samurai swords, and a clock with a picture of Mt. Fuji on its face. And why does it have to be so bright? I don’t know about you, but I prefer to eat eel in a dimly lit room. In fact, I think eel should be eaten in the dark.
Sushi restaurants remind me of a hospital operating room. In spite of all this, sushi is so delicious, I’m willing to tolerate all the bright lights. Plus, the moment you are seated, they hand you a warm washcloth. I enjoy this, but aren’t they insinuating that you're filthy and you need a good scrubbin’? What about that wasabi stuff? You know that green hot stuff they serve with the sushi. It’s one of those experiences that you can’t believe how intense it is, but you live through it, and then you want to do it again. That wasabi really cleans out your head.
Between the wasabi and the washcloth it’s like going to a human car wash. One of my favorite things with a sushi meal is the sake. It comes in those tiny, thimble size cups. You’re thinking how can this be bad? It’s smooth, warm, and it goes down so easy. The next thing you know your wearing a kimono and swinging a samurai sword, while hanging from the fluorescent lighting.
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HAAAA! Spot on about sushi, Ellen.
Too funny. Why ARE the restaurants to bright???
Eel glows in the dark, right?
Cheerio,
Amy
Posted by Amy | March 14, 2008 3:58 PM