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Friday, March 28, 2008 | 1:00 PM

If You Don't Like My Driving, Get Off of the Pool Deck!


Ellen is appointing herself the activities director at the Royal Pacific Resort pool in Orlando. "Does any need a towel or a cold beverage? Hey! No running at the edge of the pool! Can I have your attention? Would all the people in the pool gather together in a group? We're all going to do some synchronized swimming!"

Ellen would also like to direct your activities. She wants you to make sure that you watch her show next week, which will be coming directly from Universal Studios in Orlando. And for goodness sake, make sure to wait a half hour after eating before you jump into her show!

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Ellen! I love this! I would love to get one for my dad for father's day! You should have a sweepstakes to give away some of these.

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Posted by huydn vjgyftc | December 25, 2008 7:27 PM

Ellen, I think like everyone else that you are the best host above all the others. People need your humour. Are you BI-Polar?? I am, and watching you makes me think of my disorder. Really now, are you Manic Depressive, or do you
just take life by the ear and go for it. I sure would like to have a picture of you that's autographed by you and no ink stamp.
Thanks for the humour. YOu make it look sooo easy.

Your ever faithful viewer
Cynthia

Posted by Cynthia | March 31, 2008 8:10 PM

hi ellen! i have the same tissues that were on your set today! : ) i just had to tell you! looks like so much fun in FL!!

Posted by julie | March 31, 2008 5:18 PM

Hey Ellen your the best!!!!!!!!!! The cooler scooter was awesome! Where was the honky horn. That would have been funny. What could that thing do anyway, 20!? Be careful don't forget your helmet next time. Thanks for the laughs. Your the best!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Katie Ryan | March 31, 2008 2:02 PM

Ellen! omg. i totally Love you show! Me and my friend Jordan watch it everday! we're dedicated to coming home from school getting something to drink and watching Ellen!!! I know that next week my best friend is having her first Softball game but i think im going to be a while late because I cant miss your show. hopefully she'll understand!
your hilarious and i would DIEEEE to meet you! have a great day! love you!

-jennnnnnnnnnnnnnny

Posted by Jennifer Burns | March 31, 2008 11:13 AM

Hi Ellen,
Got to see some clips from Orlando on your website, you look like your having an awesome time, love the cooler scooter, what a great idea!!! l loved the boat trip and died laughing when you told everyone to scream at the boat approaching, telling them not to go that way!!! you are just a crack up, and the sync swimming l bet everyone had a ball with you around, glad the weather was better this year, can't wait to see the shows in a month or so, (here in the UK) you are totally amazing, love your show sooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhh
love Trudy
XOXOX

Posted by Trudy | March 31, 2008 10:43 AM

We were happy to send Ellen the coolers. Any questions feel free to contact us at CoolerFun.com.

Posted by CoolerFun.com | March 31, 2008 9:49 AM

Oh My Goodness!!! I have never been a roller coster ride, and just by watching Mondays Orlando Show, i am convinced i will never ride a roller coster, you know i am from Houston living in Austin, but when i lived in Houston, there was the Astroworld, i never went to it and now they closed it down, i am tempted to get on a ride, but i am so scared of hights, i seen the Houston Texans team-mates on you show a couple of times now and i don't blame him for being scared, i would probably yell to get let off, no i wouldn't but i don't know how all those kids can get on the Hulk, that looks like a death wish, now that i am in Austin the closes Astroworld in San Antonio, i am 23 and maybe i will decide to go and get on a ride, but i might not, i am a chicke....... its okay i am a chicken!! i have a son who is going to be 8 and he wants to go to Astroworld, hopefully i can get courage to go with him before he never wants to hang out with me again.... LOVE YOU ELLEN, your the best. You look like you are having lots of fun...

Posted by Debbie Garcia | March 31, 2008 8:49 AM

The coolers are so much fun!!! Check them out at our website www.koolerkars.com and you can see the different colors and prices! We ship and will throw in free seats if you mention you saw it on Ellen.

Posted by Nancy Serwer | March 30, 2008 6:26 PM

Ok, My son Ira McNamara asked you Ellen, WHY, ALL talk show hosts have guests on their show on their right hand side??? I I have to wonder WHY is that???? He is right all the talk host shows Jay, Dave, Ophay, Ellen have all the guest on Connan to their right....WHY IS THAT>>???? Love your show....Ira's Mom Deb

Posted by WHY do all the talk hostess have the people they invite to the show to their right???? | March 30, 2008 4:37 PM

Hi Ellen,
WOW!!! I'd give anything to see you at Universal!!! We just LOVE your show, and I live in Chuluota...just southeast of Orlando. I know you're probably saying, "Chula..what??? Where the heck is that?!" Everyone says that. Well...unless you live here that is...lol. We only have one stop light, but it's a nice place to live! Anyhow, I hope you have a great time while you're here, and don't forget your sunscreen! We'll be watching you from home. Take care...Diana Tingle :o)

Posted by Diana Tingle | March 30, 2008 4:22 PM

I hope you have great weather all week long, unlike last year with the rain. Good Luck. Love you and your show.
Much Love from WVa.

Posted by melissa | March 30, 2008 12:04 PM

Hey Ellen i love your show my dad just got us internet and im siked.I watch your show everyday and love to see you dance.I could only dream of being able to see you and meet you in person but i don't have any money. But i just wanted to let you know i love your show and i think you are fabulas.Remember i'm your #1 fan.

Posted by angel | March 29, 2008 9:07 PM

We watched your team set up from Sunday on in Orlando and FINALLY got to see you practice on Thursday...my daughter caught one of your tennis balls and hasn't put it down yet.THANKS for making us smile and adding to a great spring break vacation!!!P.S. Loved the helicopter:)

Posted by Michele Ryan | March 29, 2008 7:18 PM

Hi Ellen..what a great Birthday weekend, my friends and I got 2 see you live on Friday in Orlando. You are hysterical and seem soo genuine and sincere. I even stayed after when you were getting interviewed. (I wouldve had better questions for you.)I luv ya, for real..I hope that I can see you again next year.

Posted by Susan French | March 29, 2008 4:14 PM

hello ellen
I am amin 22 yers old & from iran.
I watch your program evry day. your program is number1 evry time.
I love you ellen.
see you.

Posted by amin | March 29, 2008 11:40 AM

Hey Ellen..... I just love the Cooler scooter.....
I am always on the look out for fun and unique gifts for the hubby...... and I am going to look into getting him one of those. who knows maybe him and his brothers can race them.....lol
what a hoot !!!!
Love your show !!!
keep dancing !!!
from a fan in upstate NY.....

Posted by Donna Y | March 28, 2008 9:10 PM

Hi Ellen,

This is the most wonderful invention ! you could make lots of money selling those....

I know it would be great for my husband....in our village we have "The Acadian Day" on August 15 and each year he brings his cooler with a couple of bears in it !!! They always close a part of the street...so everybody are dancing, drinking and just having fun....but...after emptying the cooler we have to walk back home...but this way.......

He wouldn't have to carry the cooler going there!!!
and....
Second...when the party is over, I could just sit him in the back cooler, drive him home and put him to bed !!!

Well I wish you a very nice weekend !!!

PS. Please dont mind my English...I'm trying my best.

Monique, from New Brunswick Canada

Posted by Monique Gagnon | March 28, 2008 8:19 PM

I am so excited to see THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Sarah | March 28, 2008 6:53 PM

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