OMG! I am going with what Jenny Lee wrote! That was freaking great!
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"E) She caught a glimpse of a pantless deer named Steve Carell. He was originally wearing pants, but they fell off in the elusive marathon after he tripped over the photographer.

Posted by Jenny Lee | March 15, 2008 10:30 PM "

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I'm still laughing!

E) Botox.

ELLEN!!!

HEEE... ok.. I'll pick "A"!!!!

cheerios!
T

E) She caught a glimpse of a pantless deer named Steve Carell. He was originally wearing pants, but they fell off in the elusive marathon after he tripped over the photographer.

Hi Ellen,

First of all, I LOVE your show!!! I wanted to ask you to please do something for that kid Kyle. The story breaks my heart! I have one child which has perfect health and I just cant imagine the pain that his family goes thru...so please help Kyle out.

God Bless!

Hi Ellen and All Ellen Fans,

I saw the following post on another board and was very touched. So I thought I would copy the post and add it to as many boards as I could.

My thoughts are that maybe if all of us fans get behind this - maybe, just maybe, Ellen and Crew can help make this happen for Kyle. I am sure that it will be easy enough to verify all that is said in the post.

I don't know Kyle or the family, I am just touched by the story and would really like to see this happen for him. So how about it fans....can you all help me to reach Ellen about this young man?

I am doing it myself just because it puts a smile on my face to think that maybe as a group we can give Kyle a Birthday he'll never forget. I hope you'll all read the post and help me reach out to Ellen on Kyle's behalf. Thanks in advance for reading the post and any comments you post to Ellen!

Here is the post: I am going to change it a bit to make it easier to read, but I will not change any of the words.

Ellen, PLEASE HELP!! there's this un-remarkable Kid named Klye Kickok who has pretty much spent a greater part of his life in the hosptial, Kyle is 11 going on 50, 4'11" he weighs about 70lbs, he has a BIG, round,sparkly,eyes, And an Awesome Smile that lights up the whole room,He is quit the prankster.

When Kyle was born on Mar.25th ,1996 he was 5 weeks early, An had troubles right off ,the docs tried for awile to figure him out, he had tons of tests.he first went to Childrens in Seattle when he was 8 months old they thought he had leukemia ,but he didn't, more tests and a couple years later his family found out he had a clotting disease called factor5 liden, and it had clotted off his portal vein ,so it was slowly making his liver fail,

when he was 5, he had a surgery for a twisted bowel,then when he was seven he had a 11hr operation to take out his spleen and make him a spleenal-renal shunt, it lasted only a couple years.then he had a 16 hr op..to take out his gallbladder and make a meso-caval shunt,

He has a heart murmur and his kidneys and lungs have trouble because of his liver failure, Kyle has had pneumonia more times then anyone can count and lots and lots of transfusions and tons and tons of meds..He went on the liver transplant list on Jan 29th 2007 and have been waiting since.all his life has been doc's and hospitals he don't know any different really. You would think that with all those problems he would have had his share of mountains to climb,but as fate would have it that wasn't to be.

On Dec.22nd he woke up with horrible headache and super sensitive to light and sound and started vomiting, His Mother, who I must say has been a rock through all of this. Took him to the doc and they thought he had meningitis so wanted to do a spinal tap but couldn't because of the blood thinners so they did a CT scan and found a burst brain aneurism

so they flew Kyle right away to Harborveiw in Seattle where they found that not only did the little guy have 1 but 7 aneurisms so into surgery. 3 in 4 days to do a thing called coiling, while fixing 3 of them he had two little strokes on the right side of his brain but they were very little, but all of the contrast they were using caused him to go into full renal failure and congestive heartfailure, but true to his tough, superhero, nature and all of the prayers, He is still fighting.

they moved Kyle to childrens on Jan2nd so he could start dialysis to help his kidneys and get off the extra 20 pounds of fluid this little body was holding onto,He has a long way to go to get better.

Kyle has been such a strong, fighter and it seems just when he finishs with one surgery an recovering from that something else comes along and not so much knockes him down but is thrown on his plate to deal with,

The reason Im writting Ellen is that Kyle will be turning 12 on March 25.He is such a caring and kind kid when Make A Wish Foundation wanted to give him a wish One of his original wish's was to have dinner with Emeril Legasse and Rod Stewart.

But since Kyle is the most giving, sharing kid, what he ended up asking for was a vacation that his whole family could ALL enjoy!, But that Vacation never happened due to being in the hosp.

So with ending this Im just asking if you could Please put Kyle in touch with Emeril, Rod or even someone like the Cyrus family, as he is way into Hannah Montana as well it would be amazing! Even if it was a phone call or email or letter... Just something spectacular and uplifting for this amazing Kid on his b-day. Thank you so much Ellen. Andrea Wood, Kalispell Montana

Posted by Andrea Wood | March 13, 2008 11:36 PM

Thanks for reading, I hope you all will post to Ellen and see if we can make this happen for Kyle!

Kelley Wilson

Heya Ellen,
I believe it is C. Ellen was having a starring contest, and her face froze up so it wouldn't come back to the original face for a while. Ellen, you were staring too long in the contest, or did the camera flash come back to haunt you.
well anyway,
Love Ya,
Ashley West Morgantown, Kentucky

P.S. Email me, so that I could hear from you, I still have not heard a sound or peep out of you.
Love your show.

I think it is A,You are doing your impression of a deer caught in the headlights! By the way would you rather be addressed as Ms. or Miss? I myself like to be referred to as Ms. because I am not missed, I have been with my partner Deb, for thirty-one years. Thanks, I love you, and I love your show. We were fortunate enough to see you in person when you were in Mpls. MN. a few years ago, and I loved it. I sure would love to meet you. Thanks for your time.
Shirley

Hi Miss Ellen,

>>>Sorry for writhing again, but what I wrote a couple of mins. ago didn't work

I dOn'T kNoW wHaT iS tHe AnSweR....BUT...wHaT I dO kNoW iS >>>>>>>>>>>>>

I had the exact same face when my water broked for my first baby 15 years ago !! ha ! ha !

Have an extraordinary day !!!!

I'm sending you a bag full of hugs xxxxx

From you friend Monique in New Brunswick Canada

Hi Miss Ellen,

I dOn'T kNoW wHaT iS tHe AnSweR....BUT...wHaT I dO kNoW iS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> HA ! HA ! HA !

Have an extraordinary day !!!!

I'm sending you a bag full of hugs xxxxx

From you friend Monique in New Brunswick Canada

Ellen, it was great meeting you and playing "the best ever Marshmallow Game" on today's show (March 13 2008)...even though my team lost, we had a great time..it was all worth it seeing you laugh sooo hard!!!it was fun!!!thanks for making us smile everyday. =)

Ellen, it was great meeting you and playing "the best ever Marshmallow Game" on today's show (March 13 2008)...even though my team lost, we had a great time..it was all worth it seeing you laugh sooo hard!!!it was fun!!!thanks for making us smile everyday. =)

love you and your show

I love your show and especially your dance.U r a great comedian.

-----joni-----

"DEAR ELLEN,

I HAVE TRIED IN VAIN TO GET YOUR NEWSLETTER, DAILY GIVEAWAYS, ETC., BUT IT KEEPS SAYING TO CLICK ON THE CONFIRMATION THINGY.?"

when you entered for ellens newsletter you had to type your info and clicked enter...the next page you will click confirm. (its been a while since i signed up for the newsletter) from there you should start getting ellens newsletter in a week or two. (they do come once a week but i didnt receive mine right away) to enter contest same thing applies...enter info, name, number etc and click enter. then confirm. its been a while since ive actually entered anything and not sure if you have to confirm through your email address or if its automatic. hope this helps :) also for those that were having issues sending email or posting ive figured out that through aol browser a lot of the times stuff does not post or send properly. (i still dont know why i bother to keep my aol) so for those of you having site issues try to use firefox or internet explorer instead. life made a little more simple :) no animals were harmed in this posting!

Hi Miss Ellen,

I don't know what is the answer....BUT...what I do know is....I had the exact same face when my water brooked for my first baby !!! ha ! ha ! oups.....

Have an extraordinary day !!!!

You friend Monique from New Brunswick Canada....

B). She is doing the deer in the headlight look. Why it's hunting time and she has been invited to her first deer/buck hunt with her own tree stand! Say WHAT, not bambie! This is a kodak moment.........

Love ya ELLEN

Ellen, thanks for being on. Everyday my mother and I take the time to watch your show. Nothing else can be down at that time. Thanks for having Patrick Henry Hughs on the other day. I thought that he was great and I sent you info about him hoping you would have him on your show. I guess you saw him, also, and said that would be a good thing for everyone to see. Keep up the good shows that you have been having. Oh, yes, we love your dancing at the start of the show. Keep it up....thanks a bunch...

Pat...

PS...signed in to enter your contest to Florida and hope I could win. I have entered so many contests but never have won anything....my dream is really to go to Hawaii someday. You know that would be a good show for you...take us to Hawaii by way of TV....

DEAR ELLEN,

I HAVE TRIED IN VAIN TO GET YOUR NEWSLETTER, DAILY GIVEAWAYS, ETC., BUT IT KEEPS SAYING TO CLICK ON THE CONFIRMATION THINGY.????? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'M SUPPOSED TO CLICK!!!! WOULD YOU P L E A S E TELL ME WHAT THE HECK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO TO GET YOUR NEWSLETTER AND OR CHANCE TO WIN SOMETHING...ANYTHING???? I JUST WANT T KEEP UP WITH YOU AND I FEEL REALLY STUPID.
I'M OVER 50 AND UNDER 55, IF THAT TELLS YOU ANYTHIG. I REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF SOMEONE THERE COULD TEACH ME.

ANYWAY, I LOVE YOUR SHOW. I KEEP ENTERING THINGS BUT I'M AFRAID I'M GETTING NOWHERE BECAUSE, AS I SAID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CLICKING!!!! HELP..HELP..HELP.
I THINK I GOT ENTERED ON THE FLA. TRIP, BUT NOW I REALLY DOUBT IT, IF I HAVE TO CLICK THE HICKEY!?? WHAT HICKEY??? MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A VACATION IN 35 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. WE WERE RAISED IN MIAMI AND EVERY TIME WE TRIED TO MAKE IT BY UNIVERSAL STUDIOS OR DISNEY WORLD, WE HAD TO TRAVEL FOR A FAMILY CRISIS. MY MOTHER WAITED UNTIL WE CAME TO ALA. TO SEE MY GRANDMOTHER AND FAMILY TO GO HAVE CANCER TESTING. SHE WAS POSITIVE FOR CANCER AND MY HUSBAND, SON AND I HAD TO HAUL BUTT BACK TO HIALEAH BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING TO REMOVE MY MOM'S VOICE BOX. MY GRANDMOTHER GOT MAD AT ME AS I WOULDN'T FLY WITH HER BACK TO MIAMI, INSTEAD I CHOSE TO DRIVE BACK WITH MY HUSBAND AND SON. FLYING MAKES MY HEAD FEEL LIKE MY MELON HEAD IS GOING TO SPLIT. SO, I'M A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT FLYING ACROSS THE COUNTY AT THIS TIME. WOULD YOU FLY HERE? I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE IT. WE LIVE 1 1/4 MILES DOWN A GRAVEL ROAD. IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO HAVE SOME COUPLE DRIVE AN R.V. (one of those motor homes), TO YOUR SHOW, OR CLOSER TO US?, I WOULD DO ALL THE REPORTING YOUR HEART DESIRES. BUT, COULD WE AT LEAST SPEND A NIGHT IN AN HONEST TO GOODNESS MOTEL? DO THEY STILL HAVE THOSE? MY HUSBAND JUST HAD MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR BACK SURGERY ON FEB. 12TH, AND HE WATCHES YOUR SHOW WITH ME EVERYDAY...EVEN REPEATS. IF YOU CAN'T USE US ON THE SHOW, THAT'S O.K. WE WILL STILL WATCH AND LAUGH EVERYDAY. OOPS! NOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF.

ANYWAY, TAKE CARE, AND HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN IN ORLANDO.

OH, JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MY DADDY WHO HAD CANCER, I ALSO SURVIVED HURRICANE ANDREW...JUST ME AND MY 12yr OLD SON AT THE TIME, ALL ALONE. AND ODDLY ENOUGH, OUR BLOCK WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD POWER. I DO BELIEVE MY DADDY WAS WATCHING DOWN WITH GOD AND REALIZED I COULDN'T TAKE ANYMORE. WE RAN A HEAVY DUTY EXTENSION COR ACROSS THE STREET FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T HAVE POWER. I FELT LIKE WE REALLY MADE A CONTRIBUTION TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD THEN. ALSO MADE ICE AND COOLED DRINKS FOR ALL I COULD.

THANKS FOR LISTENING. NOT LOOKING FOR SPECIAL ATTENTION. JUST VENTING A LITTLE, AND DESPERATE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO 'click the link" when i sign up for your newsletter and daily giveaways.

thanks ellen, please contact me somehow.

luv,
joni xoxo

D) Andy, her backstage 30 Second To Air photographer, forgot to wear his pants today.

I could see that happening...maybe he was in a rush and forgot! lol

I LOVE THE SHOW ELLEN IT'S FANTASTIC