30 Seconds To Air


Ellen's in a good mood today. You can just tell. She's got that look in her eye. You can tell something is up. She's definitely up to no good. Is there a kick me sign on my back? Come on, tell me, is there? I think it's spring fever. She's got that skip in her step, that hop in her jump. I heard her whistling earlier. If Ellen put a kick me sign on my back, you'd tell me wouldn't you? Did she put shoe polish on my view finder? Does it look like I have a black eye? You can tell by that smirk that she's definitely up to something. I'm going to go check in the mirror to see if I have shoe polish around my eye before she tries something else. It's a good thing that there's only ...30 Seconds To Air.

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plate of private families and, last of all, the money which may they might have this high exchange to pay upon as small a sum as

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and in a few years would probably be augmented a great deal English coin has undergone little or no alteration, and the same number of

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where they fall short of this effectual demand. If there were in do, if the cheapness of price encouraged them to consume faster

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with man and though her labour costs no expense, its produce has its little states in Italy, it may, perhaps, sometimes be necessary

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I love u ellen!!! (sent u a story)

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Hi Ellen,

I love your show. When I am at work I tape your show. The best part of your show is when you tell your DJ that you are ready to dance. I think that the people that get tickets to your show are only there to dance with you. LOL.

Keep up the great work GIRL!!!!

Doris
Aurora, IL

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Dear, Ellen Seems weird saying your name. You look great. I just quit smoking I am on day 8 and I still want a cig man I hope this gets easier. I love your show I think I need a Bo Flex or trend meal. I eat like crazy.

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ELLEN!!!

My sister used to stand that way!!!! One foot pointed one way... she also holds her pen a funny way!.... that's my sister!!!
I can't stand that way or hold my pen the way she does. She's a lefty and I'm a righty!!! U?

love her!!!!

hugs to U!
T

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All I can say Ms. Sally is that you are very petty and small. AND ignorant. What civilization are you talking about, the Roman empire? In some religions, homosexuals are regarded as holy. What do you have to say to that Ms. Sally?

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I can't believe anyone in the polical arena would be ignorant enough to spew hatred like that! The Representative from Oklahoma should remember that women used to be excluded from many job opportunities because of that same kind of prejudice she is exhibiting. Unfortunately, she hasn't progressed nearly as much as society has.

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Unbelievable! Rep Sally Kern of Oklahoma, how sad you are. Considering homosexuals "a threat larger than international terrorism." What about 9/11? When was the last time you remember a group of gay men and women killing over 3,000 innocent people? I read your follow-up statement defending your hateful words, citing free speech, Christianity, and morality. So I will do the same: I am heterosexual, a Christian, and I know for a fact that having more wonderful gay people like Ellen will unite and build this nation and not destroy it like you so ignorantly stated.

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Love the show keep it up oh and by the way i love it when you dance over the table.

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Hi Ellen,

I am pleased that you directed a few minutes to point your finger at Sally Kern today: maybe use a different finger the next time?

If that woman has any kids, I would anticipate that they all have huge therapy bills.

Ellen, you are an extraordinary and heart-warming host because you make people feel comfortable through laughter!

Cheers!

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My friend's mother has been in HOSPICE for over a year. They kept saying "you better hurry over, I think this is it." Then she would rally and survive longer. This went on and on and on. Even through this entire time, it seems you have to find SOMETHING funny to keep your spirits up. So, one day, as her mother lay there in, what they thought was entering into a comatose state at the end of life, my friend thought she would turn on the TV for company. She started watching the Ellen show. Suddenly, her comatose mom sat bolt upright, and said ELLEN? and then rolled over and was out again.

She passed away last week, and although it is always sad to lose a family member, I am sure they will make darn sure that there is not a TV anywhere in the vicinity of her burial. You just never know your influence Ellen.

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With that spring in her step.. i think it gave her a wedgie... that is the classic "just picked my underpants from outta ma crack" pose. Today's show was halarious.. i love wanda sykes. Can't wait for tomorrow's show.

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Love the show. My kids love the show. They are 4 and 7. You are the funny "nemo" lady!!! Keep up the great job.
Steph

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OK first of all...I laughed out loud at your joke about the Sweden massage and getting spanked afterwards. lol That was sooooo funny. I love you Ellen. Also...I am a Christian woman and I NEVER put my comments out there because I truely dont want to offent anyone, but I just cant help myself. I support you 100% Ellen. I feel like you are about loving one another...and that is what I am ALL about. That woman who spoke about homosexuals was sooooo misinformed about sooooo many things. I worked in the school system for many years as an attendance clerk and bottom line…it is all about money. That is why the children are getting younger and they are getting so strict about attendance. I know this from going to so many board meetings. BUT ANYWAY…I just think if people REALLY cared about each other, there would not be any of that in this world. I love you Ellen, I feel like you are a wonderful, special, giving, loving, caring, human being...and that is all that matters. Everyone on this earth deserves to be seen for who they are on the inside...not what they portray...AND NO ONE SHOULD BE JUDGED! My favorite saying of all time is LOVE NEVER FAILS and I live by that and I will go through my live loving others regardless what other try to teach me, or what parts of society expects. JUST MY OPPINION!!!

Love you always!
VS

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for kristy coggins
her name is sally kern

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wow backstage doesnt seem that big in other 30 sec to air photos! all ellen needs is a slip and slide mat on the floor and maybe we could get a little more time for the photographer to snap up a few more pics :) todays show was great btw! still no email on if i got tickets to orlandos taping :( still hoping though! when you come to orlando heres a few cool spots the show and ellen might be interested in checking out...

1. gatorland (live gator shows...one of central floridas oldest attractions)
2. Richard Petty Driving Experience- just because ellens need for speed.
3. Ripley's Believe It or Not- although you dont really need to pay to see freaky stuff here :)
4. boggy creek airboat ride/tour-great local feel
5. Reptile World Serpentarium
6. old town kissimmee- i dare ellen and portia to ride the human sling shot!! :)

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