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After 37 years of doing her show 365 days a year, (We don't air the shows she does on the weekends.) You can still see the emotions of joy and pride in Ellen's face. She can't get enough of doing her show. Most nights she sleeps on the bed that folds out from her chair on the stage. Often, she invites her audience to a studio sleepover. The fact is, that in all these years, Ellen has never left her studio. Sure, she's had her body double stand in, go out to make a personal appearance now and then, but the actual Ellen has never felt the need to be anywhere else. And there's no place she'd rather be than right backstage, when there's only ...30 Seconds To Air.
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30 Seconds to Air
| Tuesday, March 25, 2008 | 11:00 AM
30 Seconds To Air
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i love you ellen. i also love chickens. You should serve chickens on your show. Not to eat, of course. my dog likes chicken. do you love chicken? i hope you do. cuz someone who is not a friend of chicken is no friend of mine. just kidding. i love you. i would never give your show up for chicken. i have a dog named iris, but i also have a goldfish, named ellen the 23rd. you should give goggles out as prizes on your show. why? because. because, then the people on your show can see under water, like my goldfish named ellen. that's why. i love you. i like the smell of burnt toast. do you? and beef. burnt toast and beef. why? cuz they go good together. my boyfriend is hot. why? cuz it's 40 degrees celcius in here. we are going to have 12 children together, these are their names:
1. Alfonso
2. Tartar
3. Pheobis
4. Charko
5. Ellen
6. Doogy
7. Chester
8. Ellenester
9. Nibber
10. Sally
11. Soofy
12. Ellenhofferson
you wish your children were as awesome as mine. no. just kidding. yours are cooler than mine. wait, do you have children? cuz i can give you some of mine. Except Doogy. cuz i will soon love doogy. muffin top!!!! Oh no, i can't get muffin top. no not me. help. owwwww. muffin, no more muffins, unless they are blueberry. Ohhhhh blueberry is a good name for a cat. crazy baby. this is sweet. Far across the distance you have come to show you go on. oh what a good song. Woooo. Simon Cowell is a sexy beast. i have an addiction to smelling the inside of people's mouths. I like to wear funny eyeglasses. i wish that i was Shrek. I wish that i could frolic with my bunny friends in the forest. I wish that I could curl my teeth. I wish that I had a pet hobo named Moo-Moo. I wish that i could lay ostritch eggs. I have a Flinstone vitamin fetish. Buckley's tastes so good. they should make a buckley's ice-cream flavour. I wish i could shapeshift into a saber toothed tiger and become an evil witch. i like big butts and i cannot lie. woo.
ELLEN, YOU ARE A TRUE ANGEL. YOU HELP SO MANY PEOPLE AND TOUCH SO MANY LIVES............I WANT TO BE JUST
LIKE YOU.
Dear Ellen, I am one of Jan Fennell's Dog Listeners here in England. Jan is the original Dog Listener and her method was created after being inspired by watching Monty Roberts the Horse whisperer. I know how much you love your dogs and I think it would be fantastic if you were to invite Jan to appear on your show. Her method of dog training is amazing as it is done without any force or aggression but kindness and respect, by understanding the dog language.She has run many foundation and advanced courses for people all over the world including Americans. She is a also an international best selling author on the subject too. I have been recently promoted and hold the status of one of her Highly Recommended Dog listeners and believe this is the kindest method to raise your dog. She does not know I have contacted you but I know she would be delighted to appear on your show and promote this wonderful way to understand our canine friends. I do hope you will seriously consider this request please. Many thanks for reading this message. Regards Pam
ellen,our 6 children and my husband and i watch your show everyday plus tivo you so we can watch again.we moved to florida this past fall,hoping to finally get a chance to meet you or see you in orlando but we were not lucky enough.my kids who range in ages 3-24 love you ,they think you are in your 20s.you inspire us all in many ways .we are so happy for you .we have been watching you since day one!keep on cheering up the world!!! love,elena geist and family
hey hey ellen.i really love ur show for real.im a 17 year old guy from india.i really like when you say"SAY WAT".UR SHOW IS THE BEST......its the best thing that t.v. had to offer to all of us thanks for ur show ellen.............bye ....say wat.no that dint work when i said it....u do it too well....bye
i like pencils. they make a cool sound when you click them. you should give pencils away as prizes. how cool would that be? mechanical of course. yes and, you know ellen ellen ellen ellen ellen ellen, i am the ellen pokemon that likes to say ellen. you have such a fun name to say. its too bad i live in canada because i would really like an ipod. i am having a baby boy and i am naming him allen because it sounds kind of like ellen. and i named my daughter after rachael ray except i spelled it Raychill because i wanted a different uncommon name. isn't bessy a cool name too? it reminds me of cows but i like that. you should have cows on your show and let people play with them at the commercials. you should also name one of them bessy. my husband is so hot. i am so lucky to have my freddybug. he likes your show too. you know what else you should have on your show? ninjas. ninjas are cool. my bff's name is irma. she likes to talk about the same things that i do, like charzard... rawr and lord of the rings. you remind me of myself... harharhar. you are so cool. snowpeas are my favorite food. you should give those away as prizes too. my favorite shows are ellen and rachael ray but i love pokemon too. i love watching it with my daughter, who is 4. we also love to make up songs together, usually about pikachu, her favorite poketmonster, or about macaroons, her favorite food. she is a fabulous singer and i bet that one day she will be on american idol. our favorite thing to do on the weekend is play road hockey with the rest of our neighborhood. ellen i love you so much i even named my dog after you. my dog's full name is ellen stryker barns. and i love you so much that i even wrote you a rap for you to do on your show, and it goes like this:
a boom boom bam cha cha, yo yo check me out, go pikachu, he is the hottest dude, also go smiegal, obessessing over the bling bling, and cows are awesome they so rock, you know what comes next, and those ninjas stealing from those fools, and they have snowpeas in their pools, pencils, mechanical of course, they rock, my horse, you know that's good, because pencils, they are good, legolas, go go, cows, are cool, too cool for school, and hockey, is the bossy, the best thing eva, and that is my rap, WHAT!
I also wrote you an opera song! here it is:
i love ellen, i love ellen
i love pencils, i love cows
and things that go meow
i love rachael ray
i love pocket monsters, especially charzard
i love irma bo birma
i love freddy bug
i love raychill
i love ninjas
i love snowpeas
i loves cows
and soon i'll love allen
i love ipods
i love smiegal
i love legolas
i love baldies
i love hockey
i love singing
i love bouncamainias
i love canada
i love clocks
i love roasted weinies
i love dropping plastic in campfires
i love movies
i love fairies
i love jones soda
i love knitting socks
i love lord of the rings
i love frodo
i love fruitopia
i love star trek
i love harry potter
i love E.T.
i love opera!
no that's not true!!!! LOL
What about Portia!!! and Charlie and all the other animals... Pig,...and..??? I have early onset of alzheimers... plz forgive!!!
I like going home and so does Ellen!!!
I'm sure the show is like home.. but she has to go home at some point... !!!!
I know its not true.. im just playin!!!
LOL
Nicely written!!! I'm sure Ellen would love to she likes it that much but don't want burn out... so she needs to go home and have vacations 'cause I like the show and want her to come back!!! I still have to come to her show!!!
Realize that this is a 'repeat' and that this was Ellen's previous routine. Now that Ellen has a wheelbarrow in her bedroom at home, she can hardly wait to get out of that studio!
HI ELLEN,
THIS SHOULD BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. WE HAVE A FAMILY DOG A BRINDLE BOXER NAMED LENNOX WHO HAS A TERRIBLE ALLERGY TO WHEAT. AFTER MANY VET VISITS AND PAINFUL DAYS FOR LENNOX I WAS AT PETCO IN DEDHAM, MA. AND SAY YOUR NEW PRODUCT HALO FOR DOGS/CATS WITH WHEAT ALLERGY. SKEPTICAL BUT HOPEFUL I BOUGHT IT LENNOX LOVES IT AND HE IS NO LONGER CHEWING HIS PAWS HIS COAT IS SHINY AND HE SLEEPS BETTER! AT LAST RELIEF FOR ALL OF US. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! WE LOVE YOUR SHOW IT IS ON EVERY MORNING IT IS NICE TO BEGIN THE DAY WITH SOMEONE AS CHEERFUL AND UPBEAT AS YOU.
SINCERELY,
PATTY DEJOIE & LENNOX
Hi Ellen,
First of all, I love your show and you are an inspiration to everyone.
I would like to sign up to receive your news letter, however the web page will not accept a Canadian address. Is there a link that I am missing. There are lots of great things on your website that I would love to participate in but I am running into the same problem when I attempt to enter my personal mailing information. Please advise.
Best Regards,
Tina
North Vancouver, BC
Canada
Please tell the folks at the Tonight Show to hire you to replace Jay IF and when he leaves. YOU are the next Johnny Carson. Miss the standup and can't always see the show. If you did the Tonight Show, I'd for sure be able to see you.
Love the show so much and hope to someday see it live. Sent you a comment about a boy named FRED and if you ever have him on, I'd love to be there.
Keep us laughing AND DANCING Ellen!!!!!!
HI ELLEN - Cheers from another Canuck, wondering why we are not acknowledged - We don't live in igloos as some believe! I live in a smaller town, Ladner, just outside of Vancouver in BEAUTIFUL British Coloumbia where the mountains, snow covered, meet the ocean where you can see whales frolicking, hugh bald eagles soaring overhead, lots of wild life - grizzlies if you want to venture into their area! I watch you every day I can, thinking about getting a TVo, just to record your shows. I just love your shows and the people you have on and agree you do not need writers! Keep on keeping us laughing and enjoying all you have to share, you young 50 year old!
Hey Ellen im 16
and i loveee watching your show i alwyas get a great laugh out of it. When i sick i always turn your show on. I really wanted to make it out to the taping when chirs brown was there but sadly i couldn't. he barely has any shows down in san diego and all of his shows in LA quickly get sold out. i know its sad to say this but i loved the girls reactions and them starting to cry and fixing themselves up when the jonas brothers were on your show. i've met them before and i never found myself crying. i think the only time i cried was when i was within grabbing reach of my favorite football player.
but anyways if you have chris brown on again pleaseeeeee PLEASEE tell me! i'd love to have the chance to be at the taping.
and keep rocking the show. i love it
Hello Ellen! You are not old enough to have 37 years of, oh wait, you did stand-up comedy maybe you are. Still I love your show, my husband even though he's not in the den when I watch your show. He listens trying to be sneaky!. Jeanette P.S. I could tell you some real good ones on my Husband! Bye!
Hi Ellen,
The older I get the more important I feel it is to tell folks how you feel. I work full time and rarely get a chance to watch your show unless I take a late lunch, am on vacation, or have a sick day(like today,recoverng from the flu)But I wanted to tell you I have so many reasons I love your show. The dancing, phone calls, emails, pictures, & I still laugh at the character I beleive is named Gladys from Texas-- that loves her liquor. I too being from Texas, guess made it hit close to home. LOL I ESPECIALLY enjoy the things that get YOU laughing the hardest. We can see you really enjoy your work. Its got to be great to bring laughter as a career.!! Thanks!!!
ELLEN!!!! I NEVER KNEW!!!! I never knew how GRRREEAAATTT your show was, until I had a baby and was on maternity leave. The entire 3 months I watched your show. I laughed and cried with you EVERYYYYday!!! I scheduled my child's appointments around YOUR show, so I wouldn't miss them. My son was born a month early. The day I went to the doctor, I noticed he hadn't been moving as much in my stomach so I rushed to see my doctor and he knew something was wrong, so he delivered my son ...... he was near death. But now he is healthy and recovering, thank God. Now I'm back at work and I miss your show. I would love to meet you in person. You taught me how to dance and everything. I told my friends, on my first outing after having the baby, that you showed me how to do the "Superman"!!! They laughed and now looks at your show everyday. ELLEN!!!! You are hilarious. I have twin 2 year olds (a boy and girl) and they love watching Nemo. I immediately picked your voice out as Dorie the fish and now I sit and watch the movie with my twins, just to laugh at you!!!! Thanks for all you do Ellen!!! Keep up the good work!!!
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