Hi Ellen I just love your show, I watch you every day when I can. I recently had back surgery and you helpt make my recovery go a lot faster'Icanot seem to find how to enter the Ukon give a way. could some one pleease e mail me and let me know how? Thank you for your help,hope you have a great day. Debbie

Amy Winehouse deserved to win and she did - big time. Let's pray she can get her personal life together.

Hi Ellen, your great and if i cant watch you when your on i dvr it. I thank you for that hour that you make me laugh and smile and sometimes rethink how i do things, not that your dr.phil or oprah but your a heck of alot better. laughter is the key to a long happy life and i wish you the best and keep up the good work on all the good things that you do. God Bless

ange,
london,ohio

Dear Newstand Guy,
668 is the neighbor of the beast!

Dear Ellen,
Thanks for an entertaining show!

Paul

Ellen I really love how you get everybody to dance on your show. It's nice to see you get right out there and mingle with your audience.

If you plan on doing anything like what Oprah is doing with a show, having 10 people go around giving away money, I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT!!! make others dreams come true. Or what about going out on a shopping spree and see if you can spend a million dollars on yourself in a week or two, without making a profit on any money you spend. THAT WOULD REALLY BE COOL!!!
Keep on dancing.
Corina

Ellen you are awesome! Thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face you are so funny and your kindness goes way beyond words exspressing. You are Awesome I'm an animal lover as well if i could i would start a place to shelter love nuture lost abused or just plain unwanted animals.But there is no way possible for me to do so i dont own a home land or anything.Maybe some day the good lord will see fit for me to do this.I just had to let you know your kindness to animals and to the human race never goes unnoticed and for some of us your what gives us hope and faith each and every day Thank you so much

Hi Ellen,
I have read everyone's comment and I do have ailments, age does that, I know a lot of trivia, age does that too.
I just want to say thank you for making me laugh once a day no matter what the day is like. You are funny, funny, funny and your guests always reach across the age spectrum. Thank you for reaching out to so many of us.

Ronda

Let me show you the end of the reign of old world error, the end of it's reign of Terror. Last night I overnighted on your planet and found many of the address records in your global physical address database to be absent the viral warning sign: meaning that they are queried for the eye of the predicted trend. Of course the bad records destroy the model (your global envelope of peace, your statistically central stillness). I woke up this morning to see my neighbors march off to "Jesus" (and other invisible box king heroes) to gather at buildings (and bend to the dirt mirror of death at certain spots). These are followers of an afterlife after death on your planet.

According to the General's instructions for his return in the book they tote, and the prophets whose words they respect, they are to return to bring me to be killed and kill me before His gifted eyes as commanded in Luke 19:27, to their END in the secret closet of their invisible box king, their hero. That is the fork of the male cannibalistic way, the hidden caste system. I have never, except for in the pit of illusion found on this planet seen such an excuse for the about face of military philosphy in voting blocks where law enforcement provides traffic services at the gate, and the intelligence of our common ground has been hidden from brothers & sisters, purposefully - and your so called reporters are silent about it (consider everyone at CNN). Also, I have an adult supervisory skill level when it comes to providing for the safety of others, the kind you would want checking your Space Shuttle O rings.

The time for New World order is apon you today: EMMA a Global Feminine Matrix Speed Governer. Mother's eye of Love is always nearby. EMMA Small Rain will fall in a hush rush. I broke the seal of the Bible because of a dream I had the night Mother Meera held my head in her hands. I have held your Head in my hands for this time.

I am the solution provider for the divine Mother Meera, and we are all going in by the same Mother. You will see your new lifetime looking through the eyes of Love. I am the door. Everyone - in over Her threshold, by my Mother! We are standing on the threshold of New World Order.

Mark Dixon Rowley.
Boca Raton, FL USA

I know some you were hoping for the pilot of the Mother Ship to come down and stand on his own 2 feet on the White House Press Room floor. I hope this isn't too disappointing. I did some jail time to tell you concretely, I'm getting closer to my home. This is your captain speaking: And now my Ladies, step before the camera, for I bring you the divine play tonight "No Night. Light Without Darkness At All". Gentle men, can you give a lady a hand? RSVP with the still small voice of truth to TV. I am calling you.

hi ellen from a bay boomer. im not gonna do this fussy because somtimes something happens to my messages and they go into the computer somewhere. im new at this stuff take care god bless bonnie

Poor man.

WOW - Just reviewed the comments and I'm thinking that Newsstand guy could benefit from a good doc and the right meds???

Hope he gets some help soon...

Besides that, love your show but don't get to watch it much, due to work and life getting in the road. Your website though is my favourite and makes my day (or night!)

I know you hear it all the time and I hope you don't get bored from it....I love your sense of humour, you bring laughter and light to so many...thank you so much Ellen. You are a peach!

Hi Ellen,

I love your show and watch every day. When I am not home right when it starts, I have it TVO'ed and it is the first thing I do when I get in the house.

I have had severe Fibromyalgia since 1991, and spent 10 years in bed because of it. I have been somewhat better since 2001, but I am still unable to work. Because of the Fibromyalgia, it takes me a little longer to recover from trauma or surgery.

Well, I had a laparoscopy surgery 2 days ago and I am still recovering. So today, I was in bed watching your show when my pain medication finally decided to kick in. Well, when I came to, uh, I mean, when I finally woke up the first thing I did was finish watching your show.

You always know how to put a smile on my face, no matter how bad my day is, or how bad my pain level is. You ROCK!!!

Well, today was no different. I sleep with 6 dogs on my bed, they are Pomeranian/ Chihuahua/ Shizu/ Lhasa Apso and they are adorable. They have basically the same sleeping pattern that your animals have, meaning, they ALLOW me to have a small part of the bed. I have had to keep a pillow on my tummy during my recovery so that they don't hurt me when they pounce. THANK GOD FOR THE PILLOW as you will see. ANYWAY, I was still giggling when you put that piece of popcorn in your mouth, and when I saw the look on your face I LOST IT!!! I was laughing so hard only air would come out. My dogs thought I couldn't breath, so some were barking at me and some were licking me, I think a few of them were trying to do CPR, I was trying to hold my stomach AND the pillow, but there was too much canine between me and there. The harder I tried to stop laughing, the harder I laughed, and the more chaotic it got. OH MY GOD! So, when I finally gained my composure, feeling so violated by my babies and feeling that I somehow traumatized THEM, well, I HAD to watch that popcorn part again. BAD MISTAKE. Needless to say, I waited till the dogs were out of the room before I watched the rest of that segment, which was a good thing. You should go back and watch your facial expressions. YOU CRACK ME UP!!!

I think you are such an amazing woman. You are so very generous and caring. The work that you have done to help those in New Orleans is phenomenal. I would absolutely love to someday come and see you & watch your show in person. I tried to get tickets to your 12 days of Giveaways, along with 350 million other people (I know, I counted). Someday I will get down there, but first I have to recover, so...maybe one week you could do a few really boring shows, give me time to recover from the previous week, then the following week, I will be up for the trip.

I am having surgery again on March 11th, this time on my shoulder. (Thank God it's not my stomach again, I don't think I would survive another episode like this afternoon's). That might be a good time to do some crappy shows. Please just think about it.

Love you much,
Jean Patterson & kids

Hi Ellen,

I love your show and watch every day. When I am not home right when it starts, I have it TVO'ed and it is the first thing I do when I get in the house.

I have had severe Fibromyalgia since 1991, and spent 10 years in bed because of it. I have been somewhat better since 2001, but I am still unable to work. Because of the Fibromyalgia, it takes me a little longer to recover from trauma or surgery.

Well, I had a laparoscopy surgery 2 days ago and I am still recovering. So today, I was in bed watching your show when my pain medication finally decided to kick in. Well, when I came to, uh, I mean, when I finally woke up the first thing I did was finish watching your show.

You always know how to put a smile on my face, no matter how bad my day is, or how bad my pain level is. You ROCK!!!

Well, today was no different. I sleep with 6 dogs on my bed, they are Pomeranian/ Chihuahua/ Shizu/ Lhasa Apso and they are adorable. They have basically the same sleeping pattern that your animals have, meaning, they ALLOW me to have a small part of the bed. I have had to keep a pillow on my tummy during my recovery so that they don't hurt me when they pounce. THANK GOD FOR THE PILLOW as you will see. ANYWAY, I was still giggling when you put that piece of popcorn in your mouth, and when I saw the look on your face I LOST IT!!! I was laughing so hard only air would come out. My dogs thought I couldn't breath, so some were barking at me and some were licking me, I think a few of them were trying to do CPR, I was trying to hold my stomach AND the pillow, but there was too much canine between me and there. The harder I tried to stop laughing, the harder I laughed, and the more chaotic it got. OH MY GOD! So, when I finally gained my composure, feeling so violated by my babies and feeling that I somehow traumatized THEM, well, I HAD to watch that popcorn part again. BAD MISTAKE. Needless to say, I waited till the dogs were out of the room before I watched the rest of that segment, which was a good thing. You should go back and watch your facial expressions. YOU CRACK ME UP!!!

I think you are such an amazing woman. You are so very generous and caring. The work that you have done to help those in New Orleans is phenomenal. I would absolutely love to someday come and see you & watch your show in person. I tried to get tickets to your 12 days of Giveaways, along with 350 million other people (I know, I counted). Someday I will get down there, but first I have to recover, so...maybe one week you could do a few really boring shows, give me time to recover from the previous week, then the following week, I will be up for the trip.

I am having surgery again on March 11th, this time on my shoulder. (Thank God it's not my stomach again, I don't think I would survive another episode like this afternoon's). That might be a good time to do some crappy shows. Please just think about it.

Love you much,
Jean Patterson & kids

My husband and I have three lap dogs. They sleep with us in a king size bed. There are 6 pillows, because they each have to sleep on one of their own, and five or more blankets, because they curl up, cover up and steal our covers. When we roll over or move in the bed, all you hear is "GRRRRRR". They own the place. We just sleep on the side edges with our own individual blankets and pray we do not fall out in the middle of the night.

Love the show and can't stop laughing over the Hawaii chair and the Tiddy Bears!!! Too funny! You can't make that stuff up!! It is life.
Once I got lost in Charleston, WV. Tried to turn around on a road but the sign said "Dead End". I was sitting with a cemetery in front of me.
Love
BethAnn

Heyy there :)
I voted for Hey there Delilah.
Sure it's old NOW.
But at the time, that was "the" song.
like the "it" song.
ANDD + it's veryy cute :D.
Luff itt :)

hey ellen - this probably isn't that interesting but i wanted to share this info. Did you know that the person who actually makes the grammies is just a regular dude named John Billings who makes them in his shop in beautiful Ridgeway Colorado. How do i know this you ask (or maybe you don't ask) because i lived there for a long, long, long, long time and it's a very small town so everybody knows everybody. P.S. peppermint schnapps is also really yummy in hot cocao, and Snapple drinks mix deliciously with vodka, it's fruitalicious. i call those my out by the lake drink. bye have a great day. love ya, from Rene'

hey ellen - this probably isn't that interesting but i wanted to share this info. Did you know that the person who actually makes the grammies is just a regular dude named John Billings who makes them in his shop in beautiful Ridgeway Colorado. How do i know this you ask (or maybe you don't ask) because i lived there for a long, long, long, long time and it's a very small town so everybody knows everybody. P.S. peppermint schnapps is also really yummy in hot cocao, and Snapple drinks mix deliciously with vodka, it's fruitalicious. i call those my out by the lake drink. bye have a great day. love ya, from Rene'

February

Hi Ellen,

Our family LOVES your show and the variety you give all your viewers thank-you!!

Quick and to the point. I would love to win the GMC. I thought of winning it and giving away my Envoy GMC, but that is just plain selfish.

However my uncle who was laid off for nearly a year and came to live with us for employment reasons and Allan needs a dependable vehicle more. You see his present car is currently under commission and he despertly needs one to get back and forth to work. He is a quiet gentle man who doesn't ask for anything and I know this would knock his socks off!!

Cheers and with hope,

A Canadaian Fan
Jennifer Hawrysh
I know this vehicle will go to someone great and deserving!!

Allison, regarding NEWSSTAND GUY's post, "better read between the lines in case you need it when you're older". Check Ellen's "A Giant Among Men" blog for post Number 9.

Love, HoneyBunny.

Hey newstand guy, What??