BRAIN SURGERY
The expression, “it’s not brain surgery,” means, “how hard can it be?” I guess brain surgery is the most difficult thing someone can do. Although, my parents used to say, “You think this is hard work, try being a coal miner.” So, I skipped the 4th grade and tried coal mining for a year. They weren’t kidding, it’s hard. I don’t ever say to people, “If you think this is hard, try hosting a talk show.” Although, some people do think this is hard. Public speaking is the #1 fear for people. Well, public speaking and sharks, and publicly speaking to sharks…I don’t even want to think about it.
Still, I have to say brain surgery is harder than hosting a talk show. One of the big differences is, if I make a mistake I can start over. I don’t think you have that luxury in brain surgery. When a comic does good they can say, “I killed”. Brain surgeons don’t ever want to say that. One thing I do know is you don’t want a first time brain surgeon. I want someone who’s had some practice…on other people’s brains. When you think about it, every brain surgeon has to start somewhere. Even worse than a first timer is a cocky brain surgeon. You never want to hear your brain surgeon claim, “Hey, it’s a no brainer!” Thanks for letting me talk about this. It was pretty easy. …I mean, it’s not rocket science.
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Dear Ellan,
HI,I'm Karen,I live in Lousiana...I'm actually divorced from a physicain who left me for a ward clerk..anyway, on another note...I had brain surery in 1995, for a anerysm in the carotid artery, the surgery was 11 hours, long, but I made it through, My neruosurgeon was in Monroe, La., ....but to add insult to injuery if you will, while hospitalied in another small town in La., for depression, I was attacked and beaten brutally 4 years later. It turned into a terrible
law suit, while I was trying desperatly to go to college to get my Registared Nuring Degree, belive or not, yeh I have 3 year behind me.
The reason I am up this time of the night is because I become addicted to pain meds and xanax due to all this trauma...now I can't even find a Descent doctor in my own town, to follow me right, I have two grown beautiful boys, and I would most certainly like to live to see my grandchildren...can you help me get straingt, can anyone.
Thank you, and God Bless
Karen
Posted by karen | April 28, 2008 12:19 AM