Today for lunch I am having a beautifully prepared crab and mango salad with cumin coriander dressing and crispy apricots. I've been eating a lot of crab lately. They say that people crave what their body needs, and my body must need crab. I also think that I must have a red velvet cupcake deficiency. Anyway, back to my Dungeness Crab. (I'm not sure how it got named. I bet they were kept in dungeons so that they could pinch the prisoner's toes to make them talk. "No, not the crab! I'll talk! The treasure is hidden in the moat!" Sorry, I keep changing the subject. I guess you wouldn't know that, since I haven't told you what the subject is yet. Here it is. Dungeness Crabs have 10 legs. How do you get used to that many legs? It must take forever to tie your shoes. Dancing must be really hard. I guess crabs like having that many legs. All those legs are handy for scurrying under rocks. They probably wonder how we are able to get around with only 2 legs. "Look at those silly humans with their 2 legs. How are they able to scurry under rocks?" "Watch them freak out when I pinch their toes."
Enjoy your lunch
Ellen
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i love how you can make anything funny, and a story out of everything. it's ridiculous.. and yet that's why we love you ellen!
Posted by Alyssa | March 7, 2008 6:39 PM