EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S WINDY
It was windy today. The rain is over and the sun is finally out, but that wind is something else. If I had hatches, I’d batten them down. They call these winds the Santa Ana winds. It sounds very peaceful and soothing like a pretty song. “The Santa Anna winds are blowing butterflies on my mind…” Apparently these winds come from a place called Santa Ana. I guess they like to get out of town once in a while. “Hey, let’s blow down to the big city and raise the roof!” It’s a whipping wind. Trees are falling, lines are down, ...my bonnet blew away. The bees that were in there flew off.
I saw the answer, my friend, it was blowin’ in the wind. I’d tell you what the answer is, but that would be cheating. Not that I have anything against the wind. I love the wind. The wind is the wind beneath my wings. It’s just that it’s the windiest I’ve ever seen here. I expected to wake up this morning with my house on top of a witch. Everyone’s skin is dry and chapped from the wind. People in Los Angeles usually look so fresh and clean. Today they look a little crusty …like stale sourdough bread. Don’t worry, this wind will be over soon. In the meantime, may the wind be at your back ...unless you’re a magician. Magicians like the wind from the front. It makes their tricks more dramatic.
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Actually, they are really called "Santana" winds. Yes, like the rock band from days ago, not the city in California "Santa Ana." It seems we're all the victims of the Telephone Game here.
I've been going through some devastating financial trauma with a Government Agency punishing me for having an interest in going to school, following their rules, qualifying, and being approved (I'm about to lose everything!). It's really difficult to smile lately, except for an hour a day - treating myself to your show!
I have followed your career for years. You are such an inspirational and generous (or ...generes) person - ever think of working for the Government? ELLEN for President has a nice ring to it, doncha think?
Posted by Todd Edwards | February 11, 2008 5:52 PM