I love your show so very much! I go over to my mother's house to watch the show with her and my sisters as much as is humanly possibly. Just entered this...I know that like, bazillions of people enter these, but I'd be so mega-stoked were I to win something. It's been rough lately.

You should tell people, on the show, that your contest is only for people living in the U.S.A.
I wasted my time filling out the forms only to find out that you have restricted the contest to U.S. people.

hey ellen. i recently started watching ur show. i enjoy it and it makes afternoons after work a lot more relaxing. i especially love this week. the games are really interesting.

Hello Ellen! Happy Birthday! I love your show. My 6 month old daughter and I watch you everyday. I have you on my dvr just in case I can't watch you at that time. I will be upset if I miss you. I have everyone hooked on you now. My sister in Philly dvrs you too. Now we can talk about you after the show. I even have my boyfriend into you. He won't say it but he watches you too. When I talk about your show he always says "Well why did you delete it?". Have a very happy birthday !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IT TAKES 44 FACIAL MUSCLES TO FROWN, BUT ONLY 3 TO SIP A COCKTAIL!!!! NOW AINT THAT NICE!

Hi Ellen, Happy Birthday to you! I watch your show pretty much every day after work ( sometimes I run errands and I miss ya, sorry). I had a question? Can you make some suggestions on your show for first timers to Las Vegas? One of my girlfriends and I are going for my 35th Birthday in February (the 7th-10th) and as I said this is a first for us. We are staying at the Excalibur, and we know we will have a budget. I just notice your always giving away trips to Vegas and show tickets, so I figure you must know things we just HAVE to see while we are there. Remember only three days and a little budget, those are the key points :). My husband says Hi, he doesnt get home in time to watch you, but on the rare occasion when he is, he thinks your a little kookie ( thats a good thing). Hope you have a great Birthday and just remember every piece of cake eatin on that day has zero calories! So enjoy! Jodi

Hi Ellen. My name is Janet Anderson and I just love watching your show. Im married and a mother of two. Im currently not working due to my company going under and laying my husband and myself off a week after my little girl was born. I do not watch any other talk shows besides yourself because you are just so much fun to watch. I myself love to dance and sing and it just always has everyone laughing, especially my son when I do it to get him up in the mornings. Im not looking to win anything. I would just love to hear you mention me on your show and do a dance for me. That would be SO great!!!!!

Ellen im a mother of 4 children, two step, I started to watch you a few months ago now everyday I wait for you to come on, I never did laugh much, I know I can count on a laugh everyday from you.

I love you Eleen Thank you for making me laugh again Bethany White HAPPY 50TH

Dear Ellen & Show CAN'T SAY IN LESS THAN 25 WORDS
My husband & I being loyal fans, tape your show every Mon to Friday, decided we'd come to see you before my 30th birthday on Jan 6th, 2008... AND WE'D LOVE TO SING YOU HAPPY 50 BIRTHDAY CANADIAN STYLE, before you turned the big FIVE~O and even brought you a cool gift! So we left for your 12 days of Christmas, giveaways on Dec 16 to the 22nd, 2007 & to our dissmay, we were turned away from CANADA. Your show is crazy fun & so busy we seen those people linned up at 430 am, on your show that brought coffee, & we kick ourselves we should of stayed but people said we'd stand no chance, especially w/o tickets! We had bad luck there on this trip & our tickets to prove our horrible luck, & trip that cost us, maybe we'll frame them. Then my cell phone is busted at LAX, in our new luggage is ripped, my camera is soaked at the hotel pool, and we still never got the chance to see you, as it's on my dream/ goal list... and I've meet alot of them! I even wrote to you before we left to LA, telling you how I lost my job, that should of been my sign to stop hoping we'd see you outside, or in your audience, but I came close to finding where you live, but then we'd be your stalker, don't want that before the holidays... LOL! Love your crazy Canadian fans, & Happy Soon to be the most wicked 50 ever, you could be the new fifty supermodel & do whatever your heart desires, ELLEN, YOU ROCK GIRLFRIEND!!!

One More For The Road
By A.M. Donovan

Chorus:

Just give me
One more smile
One more hug
One more kiss
Let me know
I’m your man
Before I go
Just give me
One more for the road

His #1
I’ll work so hard
The live long day
Long road trips
Breakin my back
I’ll be true to you
And always come back
If you (chorus)

Hers #1
I sent him out the door
With a 3 day argument
Don’t know if he’ll be back
For the kids and me
He’ll just have one more
On the road

His #2
I wanna be your hero
Wanna be your man
Doin’ all I can
For the kids and you
Won’t you (chorus)
Hers #2
I work so hard
He doesn’t understand
Kids are in trouble
House is a mess
Why can’t he help
That’s all I ask
Damn his one more
For the road

His #3
I left today
I love her still
The kids are grown
And on their own
She could have me back
This very day
If she’d (chorus)

Hers #3
He left today
I don’t understand
What it would take
To win him back
I’m all alone
So here we go
Drinkin’ one more
For the road

Thought you might like this one.
I can't carry a tune in a bucket, (except in my head) but i think this one is pretty good. Hope you like it