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Look at that impish grin. Ellen is up to something, that's for sure. I'll bet she's going to touch those hot pans. How hot can they be anyway? They don't look so hot. And besides, it's her show, If she wants to touch those hot pans, who's gonna stop her? ...She's going to touch those hot pans, I just know it. Well. She'd better do it quickly. There's only 30 seconds to air.

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I love Ellen she funny and smart and cute and I like Dore from finding Nemo movie and I like her a lot every thing I like u Ellen so yea I love u

Well done! I learned some interesting things for me)

hola ellen te admiro mucho en tu programa he aprendido a hablar ingles pero mi esposo me critica mucho y no me kiere dejar ver tu programa por ke dice ke no te entiende nada y ke yo solo pierdo el tiempo si no te entiendo pero la verdad es ke si entiendo todo y cada ves mejor entiendo tus chistes y tus monologos.

hi,ellen my name is shelly and i realy admire ur work and enthusiasm, let me tell u something, I learned how to speak english in your program just listening to your jokes and monologues,but my husband told me to ask you if u can make it available for SAP.


One more thing I have a very talented teneger the skates all day but he wasted hes expensive shoes very fast and I can affor it everything is very expencive I was wandering if you can find a sponsor for my son I ll try to sand you a video.

his name is elioenai his is 14 years old and very talented.

thank you ellen for ur time.

what about putting Karen Crystal - writer of Navigating Through Autism on your show? She is a very unique personality.

olá'

por qual motivo ainda nao convidaram MIKA para ir ao programa??
espero vê-lo em breve!!!!
amei você, muito simpatica!!!
kisses....

ha ha ha
;D

hope u contine lovin' what u do - i do sick or not i watch and lauth and apprecuate

Oh my gosh! Ellen, you in that Hawaiian chair! I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face. That was just so unbelievable funny when you were trying to pour water and answer the phone. I backed it up and watched it again. You're a real crack up and I love your show. I haven't seen anything to make me laugh that hard in a long time! Keep it up!

Also, thanks for sharing your birthday photos with us. It's a pleasure to see you outside of the work environment. Makes it seem more real when you show us your life off camera. You and Portia make a great couple, and I'm sure you just being yourself will make her birthday special.

Jackie from Michigan

I loved watching you go dancing out into the audience on Monday (January 28th) of this week. Now if I could only find the song that you danced to. It made me want to dance too.

Hi Ellen, Today I was sitting on my couch with my leg up because i twisted it yesterday at Curves and i heard you mention an ant problem. Do you really have an ant problem or were you just being funny. It was funny because ants really do act like that BUT besides the point.....Do you have an ant problem??? If you do I would like to share with you a remedy that worked for me and It is non-toxic and will not kill the ants or anything else it comes in contact with ; even cute dogs and cats and crawling babies. This stuff is phosphate free, 100% organic, biodegradable, not a soap or detergent and PH balanced. It is also non-poluting, non-toxic, non-magnetic and non-volatile. It is called Basic H 2. Just a small amount in a spay bottle mixed with some water will do the trick. you just spray along the area where the ants come into the home and they do not like it and go away. I like this stuff so much that I became a distributorand so if you would like a sample then i would love to send you some to try and see if it helps your situation. Just let me know of an address where I can send it and you for sure will receive it and I will send it out to you. Just keep being funny because it takes my mind off my painful leg. Your t.v. friend Lesley Huff

Ellen, what a cute expression on this picture.

I hope Portia has a wonderful birthday too!

May I say?

Happy Birthday to you....
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthdya dear Portia....
Happy Birthday to you....

:) :D

awww ellen! your too cute!! :)
i love you soooo much, your my idol :D i watch your how everyday and your just the greatest :)

Yes! you should have MIKA on your show, that would be awesome, and you should get elijah wood or dominic monaghan on your show again., that would be cool. omg it... , yeah , i'd love you even more, if thats even possible...

Hiya Happy birthday :)Hope u hav a wounderful day u deserve it :) Can i just ask i u can have MIKA....??on ur show he is awesome I dont know wat else to say bbut u make me laugh everytime i watch u

Gotta go but hav a grate birthday

LOTS OF LOVE AND HUGS

JULZ xxxxxxxx

Dear Ellen,
I love your show. I really expecially like how happy you are when you make people happy. And you are also a great receiver, a very admirable trait, not many have. And how wonderful to be loved by so many people. One can surly see this is where all your joy comes from, may you always have much love, luck and laughter. Just like you spread. Love Always, Terry Moore

You make me laugh and dance a lot. I have fun with your show. ANYWAY....
I love that chair but you are going to LOVE the exercise horse at Brookstone. Please check it out, the name is OSIM IGALLOP this is very funny more so than the chair. I will like to race the Chair. I go to the store with my daughter and get on the horse for a while laughing. We love it.
I send you and Email about this so you can contact me. I hope to here from you or your people soon.

LOVE, NANCY

Ellen!

Now that's a cute pose!

&...AND.... you do look like your up to sompin!

I would be too!!!... I mean after all... life is short... why not make it fun ... and to say the least!!!... interesting!!! LOL

Adventure is there for the taking... !!

Rules are meant to be broken! I do all ALLLL The TIME!!! LOL

Look at you, you cuttie. Adorable..it warms my heart.

Ellen,

You are an awesome person with a hilarious show, and you have the biggest heart in the world. I enjoy your show each and everyday, as I am a shut-in, disabled with extreme pain from osteoarthritis, and a very recent breast cancer survivor.

You make me smile and laugh, which really cheers me up daily. Thank-you so much! Continue cheering us on!

Love from your #1 fan,
Hope V.

hi ellen, you are the funniest person,it takes talent to do what you do.you have a built in talent.soo, soo, soo, funny. i crack up when you are on. you are such a bundle of joy and sincerity.i wish you were in new york so i could go see your show. i will be there in may for my grandsons graduation. im going to find out the dates and try to get tickets if availiable. ill be going to phoenix so itll be a hip hop to you but i admire your talent so much.i will try.keep up the good work and be well.god bless you. a fan

OMG hey ellen i'm Courtney i'm 13 and i live in toledo ohio... i have been watchig you show for about 5 years now and i haven't missed 1 epasiod YET!! Iam probaly you biggest fan and i will find some crazy way to be on your show and when i do you have 2 remember this mesage...

LOVE YA ALWAYS!!!
♥Courtney♥


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