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30 Seconds to Air | Wednesday, January 23, 2008 | 11:00 AM

30 Seconds To Air


"Mission Control, this is Yellow Leader, how's my signal?"

"Uh, roger, Yellow Leader, we're reading you loud and clear."

"All systems are a go backstage, Mission Control."

"Roger. T minus 30 seconds to air, Yellow leader."

"30 seconds to air. Got it. By the way the name is Ellen, not Roger.

"Roger, Ellen"

"No it's just Ellen."

"Gotcha Ellen. T minus 15 seconds to air. Start your approach to the monologue."

"Starting Approach."

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, lift off! We have lift off!

"This is one small set up for man, one giant punch line for mankind"

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ELLEN, U LOOK GREAT WITH ANY KIND OF DRESS BUT IN

TODAY'S YELLOW COLOUR, U WERE LOOKING GORGIOUS.

IT WAS SO FUNNY SHOW IENJOYED A LOT.

BY THE WAY 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U SWEETY'

JAGRUTI

Posted by JAGRUTI | January 23, 2008 2:44 PM

I seldom watch daytime TV. but when I turned your show on and saw you in the yellow suit I stayed glued.

I love the sleeping bag suit. I always have a blanket on me at the house . where can I find one of these.?????


MIKI

Posted by Miki Duey | January 23, 2008 1:31 PM

ELLEN, I had to laugh when you had that suit on and said "like if you had not heat in your car" wll, let me tell ya. I live in Zilwaukee Michigan where it had been about 10 degrees latley and I hav no heat in my van and I freeze everyday. I dont have the money to buy a new van so Im stuck freezing...........Thanks for the laugh, I felt like you were talking directly to me. Andrea ............

Posted by andrea | January 23, 2008 1:09 PM


YOU ARE A REAL LEADER LADY NO METTER WHAT IS THE COULOR
YOU ARE AMAZING,WONDERFUL,LOVELY,GRAZY,BEAUTIFUL
WHEREVER YOU GO WE GO BECAUSE YOU SIGNAL COME ALWAYS OVER

WE LOVE YOU ELLEN

Posted by gerrie van rooij | January 23, 2008 1:08 PM

To be honest, the first thing that came to mind when i saw you in the yellow suit was "why's ellen dressed as a Teletubby?" Then i though maybe it was a HasMet suit. I never would have guessed a wearable sleeping bag.
Either way - halarious show... minus the sad news of Heath Ledger - what a shame.

Posted by ~Christina~ | January 23, 2008 1:05 PM

Hey ellen we were just watching the show and we have got to have one of the yellow sleeping bags for when Roy and I go deer hunting. It would be ideal for when we are sitting in the deer stand. So please hook me up on how to get one thanks. Oh by the way Happy Birthday I too will be 50 this year. It is the new 30. thanks Peppy

Posted by Peppy West | January 23, 2008 12:52 PM

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