What's For Lunch?


"Hi, I'm Soup." "Hello Soup, I'm Salad." And so began a match made in heaven. I want to stay light on my feet for the grand finale of my 12 Days Of Giveaways so I'm having some delicious roasted tomato soup. (It's easy to make. Just roast some tomatoes and then, while they're still hot, squeeze them until soup comes out. Serves 1.)

I'm also having a zesty, tangy, Caesar salad. Caesar invented it himself one day when he wanted a salad but had some eggs and a bunch of dried bread and salty little dried fish that he had to use up before they went bad. In the corner, you can see a small bowl of funny pills that 1 take every day.) Don't worry, they are completely legal and sanctioned by the Funny Council.) The technical name for them are "Placebos," but I don't care what they're called. They sure do work!

Enjoy your lunch and have the happiest of holidays.

Ellen

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after three years of sadness, I have come to beleave that theres so much sadness with-in people you just don't see it. nor do people share it. I was one of them. What I would like to say to you Elen, with all the doctors and medication out there. you are the one who saved me. its took me a year to see it and now that i do, once again. thank you

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Playful and Charming Ellen, How are you? You can make the most grayish wintery Michigan day into a beautiful sunny place. Or maybe your perkyness just brightens up the day. Me and my 78 year old Mother watch you daily. She has just had surgery ( a knee replacement ) an I have a cronic desease, that unfortunaly they are unable to cure. But enough of that. We are like the blind leading the blind. I take fabulous care of her and she loves being with me as much as I adore her. I also have a sort of pull no punches sort of additude. So we laugh and joke all day. What are you going to do, lay down and cry. I hate depression, it only depresses others. My Mother's or my last years should be filled with good times and excitment. Well as much as you can get out of a bag of microwave popcorn and a good movie ( that's about as much excitment as it gets around here.) HA But your show takes the cake sweetie. The greatest medicine in life is definetely laughter. And HONEY YOU MAKE UM LAUGH!!!! Keep it up and God bless you and Yours.

Your Pals Becky & Mary




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Hi Ellen,
I just wanted you to know how much i enjoy your show. I just hate to miss it. I had to cancel my dental appointment today as i just realized it was scheduled at the same time as your show. That just can't happen! I have to get my laughs in and especially before going to the dentist!
Thanks, Barbara

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I love your show and watch every day with my 2year old boy he likes when you dance. Happy New year

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I have traded my show of OPRAH. Don,t get me wrong, I love her and she does great things. Once I became a breast cancer survivor I wanted your look on life and your oh so innocent humor . YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND DANCE EVERY DAY (MANY TIMES A DAY). I mean with no breasts after having huge ones ,Laughter is my medicine. KEEP IT COMING ELLEN. I believe many and new things are in store for me this year. Maybe you,ll fly me out to see you in person and be on show.(Im 59 and been on airplane ONE TIME. One never knows after all I,m a survivor. THANKS ELLEN.

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Ellen, you beat Oprah everyday of the week. You are even more generous than she. I wish I could come to one of your shows one day. Thanks for all the laughs and entertainment. Love, Gay

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Ellen
Whyu do the people in your audience have to squeal l;ike stuck hogs?
They squeal so loud that I can"t hear what you are saying,besides it is annoying.Why can"t they ju
st clap like normal people?aNOTHER THING,when you said that you were a secret smoker you were not.Anyone who can smell knows when they are in contact with a smoker.Thanks for the space.
Heather Fisher Roblin Manitoba Canada

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Yeah, Ellen, by definition placebos works,
because they are useful only for those who are looking placebos.....but can you look for placebos....hmmmm i dont think?

Nice lunch... I would like to be there, just in front of this plate... But not for now, its no easy....


Oh God, you dont have lunch since december 21...!!!!!!!! Youll loose weight....

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Ellen
when i read all your storys
ther all grat


america xoxoxoxoxoxo

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Hi Ellen
Do you ever have the blues person BB King
I always wanted to see him in concert but I have no money . I love him and can you make my dream come true ?
sue

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Ellen and Family(including show family),
I wish you all a very happy, healthy New Year.
I can't wait until your new shows start. Even though I have watched most of the time(sometimes I volunteer), I watch the re-runs also.
Wish I had something really funny to write. Oh well!
Love you!!!
Sue Krebs

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This is more of a question rather then comment :) (hopefully it will post this time) Why is it in most of the lunch photos there is a bottle of aspirin?? Is it because Richard Simmons is there daily?? (if so then may i suggest a bottle of vodka :) as im sure he's a handful! )

Wishing you, Portia and mums a wonderful new year!

Keep on keeping on whuuuuuuuut!

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Dear ellen,
you rock
i love you
you are the greatest person alive
why are you so funny?
i watch your show everyday
you make me laugh.
hmm...one day i wanna be like you
thats why i eat what you have for lunch
thank you for being cool
ahaha
yay.
Ciao For Now
please respond ....that will be so cool if you do
:P!!!!!

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ELLEN, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DINNER DURING THESE HOLIDAYS?? ON CHRISTMAS AND AND THE OLD NIGHT OF THIS YEAR AND THE NEW YEAR, RECENTLY BORNED???

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I did not know that!

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Wow, i thought I was thwe only crazy who tok random pics of food. Man, ellen we are so much alike it's scary, except i am 24 yrs old, and Canadian. i even have a similar hair cut to you. The next thing on my "list" of life things is to meet you!!!!! I'll keep on trucking till then! cheers!

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soup sean, my grandma adores you! she wants an autographed picture of you making ellen's daily ration of soup. no grandma, you can't make me eat your boiled dishwater soup. i just had a big lunch from mickey d's! leave my choc chips droppings alone woman or i'll tell soup sean you're a one toothed grandma!

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chef sean, are you related to the soup guy from the seinfeld show?

why do you always have ellen eat them amber specimen looking soup?

you should be called soup sean and not chef sean!

ellen, don't worry i went to mickey d's for you today. i had them angus burgers with large fries, large coke, 2 apple pies, a mcflurry, 3 choc chips cookies, large coffee, and them asian garden salad with 2 extra ginger dressing packets. damn i'm full!

burp!

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hi ellen i am just emailing you to let you know that me and my mom love you're show. i think you eat healthy, that is good.

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That looks good, and I take Placebos myself. Wouldn't go a day without them. Happy Holidays once again Ellen to you and yours.

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