ONE STOP SHOPPING

It seems like every store now is “Your place for one stop shopping.” There are very few stores that specialize in one thing anymore. Sure there’s “Just Mugs” and “Only Magnets”, but how often do you run out? When you go to one of these “one stop” stores, it’s hard to buy just one thing. You think you’re going in for a blouse and you walk out with a lawn mower, water heater, mini bike, bunk bed, trampoline, swing set, pup tent, jet ski, and a 50 pound economy sized jar of Marshmallow Fluff. “Boy did this save me time.”
They also have every service available. While you’re shopping you can get your hair cut, have your eyes examined, take a family portrait and rotate your tires. The only thing they don’t have is a bathroom that isn’t being mopped. Then there’s the 99 cent stores. You find things there that you never knew could cost only 99 cents. Like 99 cent underwear. You’re kind of thinking, “Why pay more? They’re 100% cotton.” Then you put them on and realize they didn’t go through the cotton gin. Underpants shouldn’t
give you slivers.
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hi Ellen!!
i LOVE your show and i have like the best suggestion in the world ohh my gosh well see today my cousin was interviewing me and she asked me who were my heroes? so i thought hm....
1. Ellen DeGeneres cuz you soo funny and positive!
2. Adam Brody!! hot and good actor
3. Bethany Hamilton surfer and i love surfing
4. firefighters!! i wanna be a firefighter soo much!!
so i thought you should definatly have Bethany Hamilton on your show because she surfed and survived a bad shark attack and got her arm bitten off and she still surfes\!! that is soo amazing and i would like cry if you put all them on at once!! my sister pointed this out that i though wa pretty funny well for christmas i got i-pods, dvd players, camrea, trip to florida/ Miami and the only thing i cried about because i was so happy was you book!! when ever i down i would read your book and i would be happy! i am only 12 yet i love you show and everthing about you so ya just wanteed to make that suggestion!!
Love ya always
maddy
Posted by Maddy Marsh | August 11, 2008 8:15 PM