If you see food in someone’s teeth, you have to ask yourself; do I tell them? If you do, then you have to help them search for it. It’s over there…No, over there…then you get to watch them dig it out with their fingernail. Or they take a swig of water and try to swish it out of there. They actually create a Jacuzzi in their mouth. Then you have to listen to them suck on their teeth for the next ten minutes. When you notice that you have food in your teeth, you wonder how long you’ve been walking around like that. There’s really nothing worse than finding something at the end of the day. You know what no one will tell you about? Toilet paper on the foot. It always gets a big laugh that really lights up a room. And the longer the piece, the bigger the laugh. Because it’s toilet paper. And that is simply funny. You just keep watching it transfer from one person’s shoe to the next. You laugh about it all the way home. Until you are getting out of your car and notice that the entire drive home you have been dragging your dress out the car door.
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please tell me where i can buy the white dress heidie klume donated to your charity.. it went to ebay, but i would like to know where i can buy it, or who the designer is
thanks karin merrill.
Posted by karinmerrill | May 22, 2009 9:33 PM