hey ellen i thought i should ask you to check out this young man on myspace.com who can really sing just type ing myspace.com/watch?v=XwMPFc3eNQk&feature=user his screen name is boyceavenue he should be on american idol
Please check him out
love your show,
Kristy

Diane Fox - Were you ever able to figure out how to attach pictures to Ellen?

Tammy

ps please read my email first lol love you ellen happy birthday again.

hoping you got my email for entry for truck sent twice but still not sure it went. ps happy birthday ellen .

Ellen,
I had to pass on this e-mail from a friend. I thought who would appreciate some humor more than you.

THIS IS A HOOT!!!!!!!!

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
You
might also want to reconsider if you really want to retire with your
husband.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was
like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get
out. Equally unfortunate, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to
browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's rest-room.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted
area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8.September 23: When a cler k asked if they could help him he
begancrying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11.December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look"
by using different sizes of funnels.

13.December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed; yelled,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least ...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,"Hey! There's no toilet paper
in here!"

Sincerely,

Management of Wal-Mart

hey ellen,
my kids turned me on to a kid on you tube, named fred. you have to check him out. my favorite is "fred gets babysat". or "fred at the dog park", or fred on the fourth of july, or halloween, or, oh heck, they are all really funny.

Dear Ellen,
I love your show...and my family always ends up watching it with me so I know they also love it.
I guess it is because you have something differnet on every day and you keep things varied. We never know what to expect from you during the show. You make us laugh and I am thrilled that there is a family show my kids can enjoy with their parents. Laughter is the best medicine for stress and we are able to relax during your show making our evenings go so much easier here.
I am writing to tear at your heart strings a little bit. I see you are generous giving to people to help improve their lives. Well, I want you to know that we desperately need a new car. We are driving a 1986 GMC van which is being held together by soup cans, clamps, and duck tape. My husband and I are both on disability and trying to raise our last two children and help watch my great nephew. His mom is pregnant and has to walk 6 miles to and from her job. We often will give her a ride.
My family has numerous health problems. We live in a small town. Quite often we must use our own vehicle to drive out of town for doctor's appaointments and tests and surgeries. We have several coming up this month and they are chronic coonditions so that the trips to out of town docto's will continue.
We just can't drive our van any more for getting out of town. The gas mileage on a big old van likes ours is torture and the van is in bad shape to start with , it is just not safe to drive. We end up taking our trips and then have to go to a food bank in order to feed ourselves for the rest of the month.
My husband has a bad heart, (A heredity thing), he is going on Nov 12 for a heart cath because he had a stress test that shows he has blockage, for the fourth time. This worry about our van and traveling is too much for him to be handling. Our limited imcome does not allow for costly repairs, or driving a gas hog. And our health suffers from the stress of it all.
Please see what you might be able to do for us.
Sincerely, Myrna (and Larry) Campbell

PS I hope your neck gets better, we have been praying for you and see that some prayers have been answered regarding you back, I know your neck will get better soon as well. God Bless you, ELlen

Ellen,
First of all I want to tell you that my husband and I absolutely love your show and attitude. You have a great personality and the most important this is that you make people laugh. Keep up the good work. I wanted to share a hilarious e-mail I got from a friend today. Hope you find it funny as well.

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When The postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes ;o) LOL

Ellen, I was thinking about last year and I don't remember you ever having a,"Dress You're Dog Up for Halloween Contest." I thought you should def. have one this year! It'll be awesome! I'll even send you a adorable picture of my spoiled dog, Lola Nicole. Well just give it a thought and get back to me somehow!
Please!! & Thanks,
Catherine & Lola Nicole

Ellen, what a great week it was as usual. But I can say the best one is when you calling oprah, that was emmy winning entry..And today I'm just finish watching, that was the show home that you did in the bar...Ellen thank you for doing all those thing for cancer. But I have great suggestion for you and all your producer if you guy's can do ONE DAY of pink. I mean wearing it from your staff, guess and audience to honor all those cancer survivor around the world. I wish I can be there that day,maybe by the end of the month instead of hallowen.Thank you and good luck..Your the BESTTTTTT......