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30 Seconds to Air •
Friday, October 26, 2007 • 10:00 AM • 
30 Seconds To Air RT @TheEllenShow
Hey Ellen, are you excited to have Steve Carell and Kid Rock on your show today? ...Ellen? ...I guess she didn't hear me. ELLEN, HOW ABOUT TODAY'S SHOW? ISN'T IT GREAT? ...She must be concentrating on the monologue she's about to give. Ellen's always completely focused when there's...30 Seconds To Air.
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Ellen, you are truly a unique person and there's a reason you are here on earth... to make people happy! Will you be coming to the East coast to do your show anytime soon? I would love to go and so would my hubby! Thanks...Lisa
HEY ELLEN, i think you are amazing. I also think it be so wonderful if you would come to Windsor ontario we just opened the new casino and be so cool if you could do one of your shows hear or even a stand up. i would love to see you. It would be a dream come true to meet you and have a conversation with you. I know an amazing italian restaurant that you can come and eat , you wont have to pay. My family Owns it. also i want to thank you for having Joshua Radin on your show, i fell in love with his music that i went to buy his CD. also CONGRADSUTLATION on getting married I'm so happy for you and Portia. i cried while watching your show, tears of happiness for the both of you and i wish to you many years of love and happiness
LOve one of many of your fans, Manuela Ambrosio.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to read this.
God Bless.
Hi Ellen how have you been um.. it would be so nice if you could come to town and meet my mom she really loves you she thinks that you are so so very funny so please come to town and meet her please or atleast just email me my adress is up top
I'm Linda and have twin daughters 14. I need your help because my daughters and I have been abused by there Dad since they were very young. I had to watch them every minute. It was very difficult. Now my sister is trying to take custody away from me knowing that there Dad is abusive and touching other children and other women. Also taking advantage of me when I'm sleeping and going into there beds and caught him. Also hanging around Pedifiles and following my there Dad around. I never had help in raising my daughters considering. I was afarid of leaving him because he would threaten me. My sister won't even let me see or visit my daughters. I never abused my daughters. Can you help me so I can see them. Please let me know. Thank You
Hi Ellen!!! I really love your show. Can you tell me when you will be doing a show in New York again and how can I get tickets to the show?
Ellen,
I am a breast cancer survivor and I know how long those chemo treatments last usually 3 to 4 hours. We would like your help in trying to raise funds for the University of New Mexico Cancer Center to offer portable DVD players to the chemo department and DVDs so while the patients are getting there chemo it can help past the time and also keep there minds off why they are there.
Thank you.
Diana Franklin
Rio Rancho, NM
Hello Ellen ... i'm Jessica ... i'm from australia and watch your show every morning as i don't go to school because i'm currently recovering from cancer treatment ... i just wanted to say thankyou because even when i'm not feeling the best you always seem to make me laugh!!!
Your Awesome ...
Hi, I have been teaching high school special education for many years in the state of Florida.. I run home every day to watch you and laugh with you. Thanks for making my day and keeping me from drinking. Keep it light and real. (That's how I survive everyday.)
shelli
Hi Ellen! A little message from Denmark: Love your show! I watch it every night at "Zulu's"... They show the same show three times a day!!! So I can't miss it. Your show is really giving me a lot of intellectual and cultural inputs....
Du styrer! (It means: You rock!)
Linnea
Hi Ellen,
30 seconds can be a very long time. Try to swim under water for such a long time. Or listen to your mother in law for 30 seconds without getting bored after 15 seconds because you know all the themes she was complaining about in the past for many times. You are not good enough for her daughter and so on...It would have been much nicer if you would be a man... why you don´t bring the grandchildren to her (even though you do not have children at all). So, Ellen, I think, 30 seconds can be a very very long time
HELLO ELLEN!
My dream is to at least say one word to you in person or even touch you. But my mom says "give it up you will never meet ellen" I have you as the main background on every computer i have and touched! I know that my dream will not come true because of two reasons 1 im only ten 2 i live al the way in massachusetts!): im always talking about you. #1 fan Paige
ellen, i don't mean to sound rude but WHAT THE CRAP!?! i was recently on your website and saw the sweepstakes for VIP tickets in new york. i was so trilled that i sqealed. however, the rules say it is only open to people who live in four states. and i'm wondering why? it is my dream to go to new york city and see a taping of your show. please consider opening the contest to others, or at least ohians!
-Katy
Posted by Katy Shetterly
I second that. WE ARE on the border of New York and the other states are also.
I'm guessing you are NOT paying for airfare to get to New York city? I can do the drive. Not that far. Just let me and Katy go. We can carpool! If that's okay with Katy?
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