HEY ELLEN,
JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND TO TELL YOU THAT MY JOB AS AN ELECTIVE IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WORKING THE CORD SWITCHBOARD AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT I LISTED THAT TO BE WHEN I GOT OUT OF SCHOOL IN THE YEAR BOOK.THAT WAS 1965 AND GUESS WHAT?I AM A SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT A HOSPITAL.IT IS NOT THE WORSE JOB BUT I REALLY GREW UP TO BE WHAT I WANTED TO BE.

Hi Ellen. I wanted to mention someone who works on your show. His name is Carlos (I don't know his last name) and he phoned us to let us know that we had guaranteed tickets to your show. We were so excited. Unfortunately, in the end we were unable to attend. But he was so nice to us and helpful with all our questions. I think people who are helpful to other people should be rewarded. So I hope that you can find something nice to do for him since he was so nice to us.

Poor Kara, I was lucky enough to get a phone call from her last June. After talking to her I truly think she is a great employee for your show and after watching this I think she deserves a big raise!!!!!! Keep on making us all laugh we love you.

Now, I love my wine, but I do not think I want to ruin it with dirt, cigars, leather, etc. But I have to say, since the show I opened a bottle that I had not tried before, and I swear all I smelled was dirty feet. OK...no more smelling, just drinking ! The bottle was later consumed after a bottle of better vintage was drunk ! (The old college trick, drink good beer first and then move on to the cheep stuff !)

Ellen, you are the best.. K, my first and worst job was when I was about 15 and my parents let me quit school (bad decision) so I decided to work at this chicken farm down the road. My job was to go into these long dark stinky chicken houses to collect chicken eggs. I had to push this huge long cart and walk through ankle high chicken poop. Half the time I could not see the spiders I walked into, the chickens would scream so loud that my ears would ring. What was crazy and the best part of the job was that my boss let me, this little skinny girl drive a great big fork lift.. with no experience what so ever... I soon realized that with no school I would be doing that kind of work forever..
I quit after two weeks although it took me some yrs to go back to school I did and finished. I am still unemployed.. Just kiddin' I am starting soon a study of floral design.. so if you need someone to redesign your stage or home give me a call chickie'

This is nothing to do with worst jobs. But I bought a candle once and it had no wick. I took it back to the shop and the person turned it upside down and guess what? there was the wick!!! ha ha.

My worst job was when I was 12. I worked in a carrot factory during the summer earning less than the minimum wage at the time. My job was to sort and cut the ends off of the carrots. The smell of the cleaning solution and the carrots was so bad that I wasn't able to eat carrots for over 5 years! Everytime I open a bag of prewashed baby carrots, I have a flashback.

That is just horrible!