Hi Ellen! I'm such a huuuuuge fan of your show! You are absolutely HILARIOUS! I'm dying to know if you're having an Ultimate Twilight Fan Contest! I would love to enter and win because I know I'm the most dedicated fan to the twilight series, movies, cast, and beyond that! I would be honored to be on your show and win this contest, although I'm only 13 years OLD, 3/4 of my brain is full of twilight-related info. I am so excited to see if you're having such contest! Please reply to me! (:

Hi Ellen!
I'm from Turkey and I'm your fan.I would like to see Amy Lee in the Ellen Degeneres.I'm trying to follow Ellen degeneres.My English is not good enough because I'm going to high school, so I cut short.Turkey loves ELLEN DEGENERES show.

Ali

Dear Ellen, Being on your show would be the most amazing experience I can think of and Ive jumped from an airplane! In fact, I've been pestering you/your staff this past 3 weeks or so with my stories about why I deserve the Big Stimulus" and it gave me the idea to seek other sweepstakes,but there isn't anything out there nearly as cool. If nothing else, I'd love to bring my former respite worker with me to your show on my birthday, Oct. 26 (that was 1959. I'm desperate to get some fun into my life. I am lonely and have found myself with no friends (and I'm a fun person, even grocery store clerks and checkers love me) but I have cervical and lumbar spine diseases and two special needs sons so i find it hard to get out, or move about for that matter. Oh, and I've lost my medical insurance so the prognosis is not so good. I WANT to work. I want to help other parents with special needs children, who are as lost as I was years ago. Oooops! I don't have a degree.

I JUST WANT PEDIRTE ALGO.. YOUR E-MAIL... BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK WITH YOU.. I MEAN I WANT PRACTICE ENGLISH THAT WILL BE GREAT FOR ME... PLEASE... I HOPE GOD COULD HELP ME... AHHH I LIKE YOUR TVSHOW... IS EXELENT.. ESPECTACULAR!! MI E MAIL IS VEGREL_PUNKIS@HOTMAIL.COM. A IM FROM COLOMBIA...

Ellen Sofia Elizondo again.. you know the one who keeps bugging you, to have her mom in your show.. you know as audience or whatever!!!im sorry if im frustrating you that isnt my intentions.. my intentions are good, if you see it on my point of view.. OK. well i was just stopping by, AGAIN! i hope you do read my fan mails.. and all.. remember im Mexican... from Monterrey. im in ASFM the school.. i wrote everything on the email. love always..
sigo esperando por tu repuesta o mas bien los boletos para tu proximo show..
te amo love you XOXO
sofia elizondo

put robert pattison in your show my little sister jamie like it please .
hey ellen .
bye ellen.

Hi ELLEN,
Just wanted to say i love you with all my heart!
You are a blessing from above and you bless all people that come in contact with you.I dont know what i would do if i couldnt see you each day.Being sick for so long has not been fun but between my husband,my sons and you i feel a power i cant explain and i just know im gonna get better ijust know it.I wanna come to see you so much when im well!I just love you my dear sweet Ellen please keep me in your good thoughts even though you dont know me{smile}.
LOVE ALWAYS&4 EVER,julie

Hey Ellen, your the most! would love to see you at one of my husbands gigs. Since you love to dance so much. His band is called "The New Vibe" if your ever in Santa Barbara come check them out they should be playing somewhere for Fiesta. Have a great day! and God Bless you for all the people you make SMILE!!!!!!!! Sincereley, Lenita From Goleta! :)

Sweet Ellen, where to start? There´s so much I´d like to say, yet I feel rather speechless....ah well, I give it a go.

You simply take my breath away - I LOOOOVE your show, I love YOU. Your crazyness. Your genius.
If I have a bad day - turn on the Ellen show and I don´t feel bad anymore. If I have a great day - turn on the Ellen show and I feel even greater.
My friend and I watch your show as often as we can (mainly on the internet though), and we both adore you so very much. Simply because you make us laugh like noone else.

The best part about you is that being funny is your natural thing. When I see other comedians they are trying so hard being funny, and often it just doesn´t work. It gets lame - but with you simply a look, a smile, a certain movement or just a word is all that it takes, and we´re all down on our knees, crawling on the floor killing ourselves with laughter.
What I also like about you is the fact that when making fun of someone or something or making a statement, you never get mean nor cynical. You always treat people with respect and dignity. I really appreciate that. I´m so sick and tired of people who think that being funny means swearing like hell while they dirty someone. Thank you for not joining in on that.

Have just been to L.A. Unfortunately we didn´t have the opportunity to come and see your show, but we so much hope to it make there one day.

Keep it up your way, Ellen, you´re great. Really hope to meet you one day.

Love always,
Jette, Denmark

P.S. My friend Sanne says hello!

Hay Kid:

Stayed up all night playing your Poker Site. Racked up over 500,000 points for your contest. Only problem is, as your site was racking up my points it stopped because it could not give me that many points. The site crashed. BUMMER!!!

Yours,
Very Tired

DAN