I would LOVE to come see your show..but I know I'm not what you're looking for....I'm just a plain old everyday mom. I'm married, have 3 great kids, and am LOVING every minute of it...My 12 year old daughter plays travel softball, so between games and fundraising for the team as the other parents and I joke...I have NO life... Love to watch your show, you are just soooo funny (gee now that's something you've never heard before, lol). Keep up the good work! Congrats to you and Portia may you have many many wonderful years together!!

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Hey Ellen,

I am Doris, from Hong Kong, and I just got to know you 2 months ago, when my girlfriend (hehe) told me that her relatives said you two look alike. She's a Singaporean and they can see your show in Singapore. So, I started checking online of who Ellen Degeneres is. After watching a few clips of you on youtube, I began to love you! You are hilarious and talented!! Recently, I am spending almost two hours a day clicking on clips of your show, you winning emmy award, etc. To make myself a qualified fan, I also bought your 2 books, 2 stand-up comedy DVDs and the Ellen Show DVD-licious.

I would like to say I admire you so much and hope I will have a chance to meet you someday. Please come to Hong Kong (or at least Asia) for a tour or bring me to your show.

Last but not least, I love Music and I love TV. I had won 1st runner-up in my secondary school's singing contest, 12 years ago. My favorite singers are Gwen Stefani, Beyonce and Madonna.

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Hi Ellen,

I don't know if I am the type of person your looking for, to go on your show but i do know that I know alot about the world.

I am 13 years old but my parents say I act like im 25 because I talk about the important things in life and I am very mature for my age. I live in Ottawa, Ontario and i LOVE to really say what i need to say about the issues in life and what's happening around the world. I like to talk about stars and sometimes I even tell people about what they really should be doing with their lives and what they shouldn't be doing.

I've always wanted to go to concerts and take dancing lessons. You see.. my family isin't rich, my parents are divorced and my mom can feed her three children very well, but when it comes to something i need, my parents usually say " I don't have enough money for that"

I have problems in my life but i get around them. My wish is to hang out with the Jonas Brothers for ONE day and i think that i would then have a great life. But since my family can't afford very much, i never go to concerts and i'll never be able to afford dance lessons or go on cruises.

I REALLY hope that i am atleast able to come on your show and be able to do something exciting in life. Just to talk with you about stars and the important stuff would be awsome! But i wouldn't be able to afford a passsport or anything.

I know i would be really sad if i wasn't able to come on your show and not be able to have something fun in my life happen.

P.S. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME!

Hooola!!! Ellen me encanta tu show todas las tardes lo veo aqui en mi pais Venezuela. De verdad eres una persona too funny!!! en cuanto llego del trabajo y de las clases de ingles que estoy recibiendo me pongo enfrente del televisor a relajarme con todas las cosas maravillosas que pasan en tu programa, en especial todas las que tienen que ver ayudar a nuestros semejantes ya que me identifico pues yo soy Social Worked y entre muchas cosas que realizo en mi trabajo esta la de ayudar a otros en especial a niños ya que trabajo en una Escuela. Me gustaría que algún dia premiaras a las personas que te vemos de estos países con una visita a tu programa. Te deceo de todo corazon que sigas cosechando muchiiiisimos mas exitos y que dios siga iluminando todos tus pasos que dios te bendiga!!! Take care!! I love you and Kiss!!!!

Hi ellen im 12 years old and im one of your biggest fans and i would love to come see your show and so would my mom. My mom watches your show everyday and so do i. I love how your so nice and give everyone stuff its so kool. If i came on your show i would want to play a game or something they look so fun. Your the best talk show host ever and nicest person ever!

i love u ellen. u are great!

Hi Ellen!

I love your show! You are too funny! Thank you for being a guaranteed 'brfight spot' in my weekdays.

This is the first summer that I have really 'had my life back' in several years. Before having my kids, I was a person of normal weighr, but gained a whopping 120 pounds from being pregnant and being confined at home caring for my wonderful babies. I was mortified, and almost never went anywhere because I was afraid to run into somebody I knew. Thank goodness for gastric bypass, which I had on 5-24-06, because I lost all my extra weight, and literally got my life back!

This is the first summer in years that I have felt confident enough to go to the pool with my kids. It was also the first time we have had our family photos taken - - - before now I was too embarressed.

Anyway, now that I have my life back, I would love to win tickets to come and meet you, or at least to see your show. You have always been a bright spot in my day, even when I felt 'trapped in my fat suit'! Thank you!

Hello, Ellen
My name is Lisa Hanks, I have entered a poetry
contest and need to be in Las Vedas, Nevada for

July 24th-27. But my husband has been sick and I have 4 girls and a disabled husband. I had to stop working to care for my family. So I taught my self afew odd jobs, this and that. But my passion was in the words that I spoke and have put on paper. I feel I can do almost anything if
I really what it bad enough. And this I do. Only problem is I don't have the extra money to go get
there. I have a very strong feeling I could win.
you can visit www.poetry.com. Look under my name.
Thank you. You are Blessed.

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hi ellen just dropping a line to say i think your show is great i am from adelaide south australia

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I just want you to come to the Bahamas

Hi Ellen,
My name is Clyde. At 2000 pounds many people call me a heavyweight: however, I am truly a gentle giant. I am a 5 year old Clydesdale who was lucky enough to have been rescued from the slaughterhouse. My life was in the hands of a stranger 2000 miles away in New Orleans. I was blessed to be rescued by a lady who took a chance on me at 10 months of age. It was a millon to one shot but I beat the odds. I was adopted by Bonny, but I call her "Mom"and now we're "Bonny and Clyde"!
I have a bag of tricks that make me no ordinary trick horse. I am the Rocky of the horse world. Who would belive a boxing Clydesdale? Like Rocky, I worked hard and never gave up. I have been able to put smiles on the faces of children, raise money for local charities, and entertain young and old alike. I want people everywhere to belive that they too can be a winner.
I would love to be the 1st boxing Clydesdale on your show. Please Ellen, give me a chance to show you what a big, people loving, boxing Clydesdale can do. I also have a big kiss saved just for you if you'll have me on your show.
Love Clyde, your biggest fan!

Hi Ellen, I am an 11 year old who can play Through The Fire And The Flames in guitar hero 3:legends of rock on expert!!! I saw an episode that aired on your show on 7/11/08 where a 11 year old played this song on expert. I would love to be on your show and jam with the other kid :) -

Hello Ellen! I am from Costa Rica and as soon as I got cable home I got hooked on to your show! I bet Oprah and Reggis and Kelly are going to run out of bussiness real soon! After watching your show for a couple of moths my mom was wondering why I would fight over the remote every day at four, so she sat next to me to watch your show. Now she's another junkie and I have a partner in crime to help me gain domain of the TV every aftenoon. If I ever go to the US I will be sure to put you first on my list...oh, and the guy from the Soup who is really fun...you should have him i your show some day...he's really something. Well Ellen, my best from Costa Rica, make sure to come visit some day!

im not shyyy at all im very friendly and happy i am alway glad to meet new people and i live in a small town and i no everyone im 14 years old and
would love to be on you show

I'm a widow my husband died July 22 2003. I don't know how to get back to living life again. I'm 56 years old. Your show makes me happy. So thanks for the joy your show brings. Debra waldman

I did not know the program, but now I can consider me a fan. This program is wonderful and adores the Ellen, you well is amused and transmits a good energy for its fans very, adores when it dances and plays with the auditorium, the congratulations program this. I am a Brazilian it gets passionate for its dear program Ellen and would be very happy in receiving nor that it is a small reply, good end of week and I adore you blond pretty, great kiss of all of Brazil.:)