A Message from Ellen


Maybe it's just the Pilates talking, but I feel great. I'm ready to go. I'm up to the task. Put me in coach, it's time for SEASON 5! (IMAGINE AN ECHO EFFECT)

I spent this week getting ready for the big show. Our season premiere is September 4th in New York City. And my first guest is Senator Hillary Clinton! I have some campaign ideas for her. Like a new slogan: "Girls Rule-Boys Drool." Sounds like a winner to me.

I've been doing Pilates to get ready. It's really hard and has nothing to do with talking "pills" or drinking "lattes."

Speaking of lattes, we got a new coffee machine in the office. I'm telling you, everything's new this year. New coffee, new attitude - I even got a few new writers. And the show petting zoo got a new Gnu. I'm kidding, it's just fun to say, "New Gnu".

The only hitch in the giddy-up this week is that I'm furious with David Hasselhoff. I've been working on a song for "America's Got Talent," and he stole it. But I'm not gonna let it get me down. I turned it into a duet and put it on my website. I think you'll all agree that this is my moment!

Have a great Labor Day everybody. And I'll see you on September 4th!!

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HI ELLEN

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hi ellen i live turkey and i wacht your tv show it is so good and funny thaks for doing the show

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HOOOLAAA!! BUENAS NOCHES ELLEN! ME ENCANTA TU PROGRAMA! SIEMPRE E SOÑADO DESPIERTA EN HACER REALIDAD EL SUEÑO DE MI HIJO LO QUE PARECE SER UN IMPOSIBLE, CONOCER A TONY HAWKS (UNO DE LOS MEJORES SKATES). A DIEGO LE DIAGNOSTICARON LEUCEMIA LINFOBLASTICA AGUDA ALOS 10AÑOS, ACTUALMENTE TIENE 15, GRACIAS A DIOS SUPERAMOS ESA PESADILLA. LA VIDA PARA DIEGO Y PARA MI NO A SIDO FACIL, SIN EMBARGO SIEMPRE ESTAMOS DE BUEN HUMOR. TRABAJO DESDE HACE 09AÑOS EN LA LINEA AEREA AEROPOSTAL ALAS DE VENEZUELA, Y HONESTAMENTE NO HE APROV LA VENTAJA DE LOS BOLETOS PORQ LAS ESTADIAS SON COSTOSAS. OJALA LEA ESTE CORREO, 1ERA VEZ QUE HAGO ESTO, OJALA TENGA LA SUERTE DE CONTAR CON SU AYUDA PARA DARLE ESTE REGALO A MI HIJO. UN ABRAZO DESDE VENEZUELA.
MERCEDES MARIA MARTINEZ GARCIA. C.I 9.995.899.

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I would love to know when you will be having Deanna and Jesse on. I was a Bachelorette Fan from the beginning and have been following Jesse and Deanna since they got engaged. I would love to be guests the day you have them on the show assuming you will be. I am also a Deanna Marie and my Husband is a Jesse. We've been married for 10 years and although he'd be quite embarrased to be in the audience, I'm sure he'd get over it!

Thanks.

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Hey Ellen,
My name is Vicki and i live in Des Moines Iowa and my daughter loves the Jonas Brothers i think she has posted tons of comments and left tons of emails for you to try to get them on your show. its funny because thats all she talks about is what their favorite food is where they were born their biggest pet peeve and I hear this at least 3 times a day I tried to get tickets to 3 places but everywere they were all sold out in seconds so will you please put them on your show and please if we could be in the audience she would love that!

please respond
Vicki from Iowa

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Ellen,
You are the most amazing person that I have ever seen. I can be in the worst mood and watch your show and forget everything. Your generousity is amazing and I hope your show continues forever!!!

Love,
Bobbi Lengel

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Dear Ellen,
I'm from Greece(sorry for my bad english..I hope all these don't sound greek to you.;)Just this week i discovered the existance of your show on youtube and i can stop watching(..so you understand this will be your fault if i fail in my exams in univercity on September) Of course the re is a very small part of this that is available for me to watch and this is really unfair because i think you are amazing and sooo funny(with the good sense of the word..you do have a bad sense of this word also,don't you?)I wish i could watch all the show from it's begining whenever that was.So i have a great idea..you should go on,make the deal,do what you need to do to play the show on Greek tv too..!!!Wouldn't that be great?Sometimes i'm so clever i surprize even myself!!!
It was nice having business with you.You are welcome to come to Greece for vacation and relax and to exrerience something different,since not many people know you here in Greece(ha ha)You can come if you need a place where none will recognize you or if you want to hide..! GREEK ISLANDS ARE A GREAT PLACE TO HIDE..PLUS WHEN LIFE SUCKS THINGS ALWAYS LOOK BETTER IN THE SUN..!!
I like you very much and you seem a really wonderful person.I really admire you.
Have a nice day
Keep on the hard work
Keep smiling with that beautiful smile that really makes my day!

Kisses from Greece,
Vicky

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YOU OR YOUR STAFF NEED TO {UPDATE} THIS pAGE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU ARE AND DO!!!!
LOE ALWAYS,
SAM

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www.zeitgeistmovie.com ,could u look it this movie and tell me how i should think towards the government and the new rulers of tomorrow,confused

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Hi ellen,l'm rose l just love ur show.I love the way you dance,l love the way you put smile on the face of the pple.Above all,l just love watching ur show 'cos you make me laugh a lot,and by doing dis l 4get about my problems.Thanks so much ellen and God bless you.I wish one day l'll see you face 2 face.bye

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hi ellen!!!!!! hi my name is Emily Flores and im 11 going on 12 on August 4 and i just wanna say that i think that you are hillarious and that your show is awsome!!! um i was wondering if you can help me with the place i want to go most, well i wanted to go to the Teen Choice Awards with my family. its my mom, dad, sister, and me.also i wanted to ask you if you can also try to get the JONAS BROTHERS, Ryan Sheckler, or Josh Hutcherson on your show again but mostly the jonas brotherss because my family and i are huge fans!!!!well i hope to see you one day and GOD BLESS YOU!! bye

P.S. if u can get them on the show please help me get tickets(only three or four)

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Hi ellen. i am aila from the philippines and i just want to thank you for inspiring me to get married with my 2 year partner, encar. she has asked me a year ago but sadly turned her down since i was afraid of marriage. but with your upcoming wedding to portia (our deepest congratulations and best wishes), that gave me courage to take the next step into our relationship. and if you have the chance to choose my email to read on your show, i just want the whole world to know that i love encar castro, of tarlac city, philippines.

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dear ellen my husband passed june28 we have been together 23yrs have a 15yr old daughter i have a hard time we did everything together plus my daughter kristie is having alot of things running through her like when she ever gets married who will walk her down the aile and she worried about me i have chronicprogressive ms i am on disability we lost my husbands disability i am 42 you have to be 50 to be intitled to widows pay we were a close family july 26 they did a fundraiser for us and they are going to do some more my husband passed with cancer in 2006 he had bladder cancer went through chemo and radation and said it went away in jan of this year he started bleeding went to the hospital there for 3 weeks said nothing was wrong started hurtingin feb scan afterscan they said the cancerwas not back aprilwe went back sent us to a familydoctor hecalled and said therewascancer in the spine go backto theoncologist he called onthe phone and refferred him to a radiologisttohelp with the pain in thespinehe got worse i owealotofmoney we have no insurance he had 3 wishes and i made them come true fathersday weddingvows june17hisgrandson did a tatoo of garyandsandyonmyleg i owe alot of eople for funeral costs and medical my husband and i promisedtogetheralaptopforhersweet16nov14isherbirthday cant do it now i wish i could honor those wishes school starts soon and i just tell my self where there is a will there is away they talk about breast cancer i wish i knew away to bring out bladder cancer awareness and like screening for men 50 and over thanks for listening ellen

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hey ellen
hw r u doin..i am mailin from india.i hav this mail i wanna send to you,cud u pls tell me which e mail id i should send it to for u to read it.??

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Ellen, I was told you had a show regarding peaches. Is it true you can use this fruit to get rid of some of the wrinkles in your face? The person who told me, couldn't remember how you used it. I'm always hating myself because of my wrinkles and was hoping there may be a simple way to solve.

I would very much appreciate your answer to this question.

By the way, your show is great!!!
Mary C. Dougherty

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Your show is awesome and I enjoy watching it. Please consider having some of the cast from "The L Word" on your show; especially Jennifer Beals. Thanks! You Rock.

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Hello ellen I am of monterrey, N.L; mexico I am charmed with your program and I delight the jonas brothers we love to that you you were contacting with me serious the best but equal thing if it is not possible i like say to you that you are the best thing that you are the conductive incredible one and we love to to know yourself some day.
You make me laughvery much you are the best thing I do not get tired of saying it:D look after yourself and I wait to meet or at least to speak with you good-bye!

P.D. apologize if not this one translated well not to write very well but to speak if:D

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Sorry Ellen but I can't remember the name of the girl,your adopted daughter :) but it's the girl you showed a clip of you two dancing and she took her shawl off...what a brave girl and such a sweetheart.She was on the same show with Ashton on July 22,2008 and has a skin disease, But anyway....I have looked all over your web site for the name of the disease she has. I am going through a lot with Dr.'s right now and I am dealing with something similar and I would like to give my Dr. the name of it.It just might help them. Thanks so much Ellen for the laughs.They are much needed. I love your show so much.Your the best!
One of your biggest fans!

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OH wow this show I am watching now is so good its the make a wish!! I wish I could meet Ellen that girl is so lucky!!! Did she seriously adopt her?

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Hi Ellen God Bless you for all you do for the people who you help to make there life a little easied. I cried when you helped Mr. Alfred Williams .You are a wonderful person .I have 9 Children and tell them all about what you do .I enjoy your Show every Day .Keep up the Good work .We need more wonderful People like you .

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